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God > Atheist joke

Justincredible Feb 10, 2007

  1. Justincredible

    Justincredible Member

    An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What
    powerful rivers"!
    "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
    behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
    that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped &
    fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the
    bear was right! on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising
    his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out,

    "Oh my God!"

    Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You
    deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even
    credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of
    this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me
    to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could
    make the BEAR a Christian"?

    "Very Well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest
    resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together,
    bowed his head & spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive
    from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
  2. Randomjim

    Randomjim Active Member

  3. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

    very good
  4. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member


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