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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by Justincredible, Feb 10, 2007.

  1. Justincredible
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    An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What
    powerful rivers"!
    "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
    behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
    that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped &
    fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the
    bear was right! on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising
    his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out,

    "Oh my God!"

    Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You
    deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even
    credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of
    this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me
    to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could
    make the BEAR a Christian"?

    "Very Well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest
    resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together,
    bowed his head & spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive
    from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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    :lmfao:
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    very good
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    :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
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