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God and The Angel

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bainsyboy, Mar 30, 2006.

  1. bainsyboy

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    Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

    Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"

    God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

    God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor;

    the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.

    Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different countries"

    This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area if land and asked,

    "What's that?"

    "Ah," said God. "That's the Southof England, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, six Premiership football teams in London alone, it is the home of the World's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the South of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world.

    They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"

    God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of ( you decide ) I'm putting up north!"
     
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  3. TDI-line

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    BB, u should be posting this in the jokes section. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    think thats 1 all now /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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    Define North!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I feel another uprising!
     
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    I feel another uprising!

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    family forum dude!!
     
  8. bainsyboy

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    BB, u should be posting this in the jokes section. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    I would have but people have got confussed over that so i say post all the jokes all over the place that way it takes longer to find them.
     
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    Cool.
     
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    Tut, Tut, heres where the trouble starts /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Define North!!!!!!!!!

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    anything north of london prob ,!

    BB , now thats not nice , we will have to don the kilts the face paint and come and rape/pillage and take wot we want all the way down to kent to have a word with you !

    PS does anyone know the cost on the new M6 toll road lol /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
    PPS , did some one mention rugby ?????????
     
  12. bainsyboy

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    You Dont want to come down here fallmonk its nearly summer and your be too hot, but at least you will be able to wash your car
     
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    I like you sig BB, very true.
     

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