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Girlfriends & Christmas Presents

Welly Dec 7, 2009

  1. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    As above. I want to know what mine is. But she's being a twat :(
     
  2. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    It's the thought that counts huh? :)
     
  3. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Meh, a load of rubbish that. It's what it is and whether it's any good that counts...

    Not that I'm materialistic or anything.... :)
     
  4. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    Be thoughtful for your loved one at Xmas and buy her something that you might want.

    Mines getting a set of .44Rem Mag reloading dies :)
     
  5. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    And following on from your other thread, if it's no good, you will shag her mate.:sex: LMAO

    I'll get my coat....:undwech:
     
  6. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    It feels like you've known me for years.... :)
     
  7. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I like your work....:eyebrows:
     
  8. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    I just told mine to get what she wants and i will pay!!!

    Now when it comes to me, she likes to fork out on pressies, but then i say dont get them, as id rather save the money and get something for the car, or some sort of gadget for the house....

    Oh and on the rare occasion i do get her something as a surprise, she always bloody guesses what it is anyway!!!
     
  9. jb0o

    jb0o North East Forum Moderator Site Sponsor Regional Rep VCDS Map User

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    My gf wants a dog this year. HA
     
  10. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    You can take it to the nearest Audi garage.... lol
     
  11. A3Tom

    A3Tom Smell my finger.

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    My other half is a pain...

    I cant get her anything to wear, including perfume as it wont be right

    I cant get her anything nice for her house, she wont like it...even if its the same style as something else she has.

    In fact she's said 'I dont need anything so dont get me any presents'. If I actually took any notice of her and didnt get her anything I'm sure she wouldnt be too chuffed.

    I'm getting her a new digital camera and a big digital photo frame though and she can bloody well like it!. Only the other day we were at a wedding and she was moaning her camera was broken, then the day after we were in shop and saw the digital frames and she said she wanted one.

    So, on that logic I'll get her those items.....still be bloody wrong though!! :lol:

    Oh well!

    Bloody wimmin!!.

    T
     
  12. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I have got my good lady tickets to see muse. Just the other day she expressed how "I would wet my knickers if i could get tickets for Muse". Needless to say, the tena ladies will be unwrapped first as a precautionary measure.

    Oh, and I know what she's getting me too. A PSP. Although it was bought before my car, and now i'd rather have something else for the car, haha! Oh well, i'll just end up getting both.

    Oh, and Welly, have you not tried snooping around to find it? (not that i'd recommend that sort of action!)
     
  13. A3Tom

    A3Tom Smell my finger.

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    All my presents are hidden at my birds sisters house.......she knows I'm quite highly trained in searching buildings...nevermind!!! :(
     
  14. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Gutted for you mate! I opened a drawer in our bedroom about a week before my birthday to find all my presents just sat there, haha! I asked her, and she just said that she didn't think i'd use that drawer so thought it was safe!

    I never bother snooping for presents though, I like the surprise (when I actually get it)
     
  15. A3Tom

    A3Tom Smell my finger.

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    I agree, presents rule :)
     
  16. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I had no idea my wife even had a sister......
     
  17. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That is wrong on SOOOO many levels. But funny on even more. :thumbsup:

    I love presents as does everyone! I just don't like rubbish ones. Socks fall into that category for example. Or rubber dog turds (although they can be funny).
     
  18. unkle

    unkle Beer God

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    Get her vouchers, then get her mother vouchers for the same shop, let them spend Boxing day fighting the other wimmin in bloodthirsty to-the-death combat while you sit at home drinking beer in your underwear while watching The Great Escape/play xbox/eating all the purple ones out of the Roses tin...

    This has worked for the last three years for me, even my father asks which shop vouchers Im getting so he can do the same for the old dear then they all bugger off come back happy/maximium brownie points! :)
     
  19. A3Tom

    A3Tom Smell my finger.

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    Ha, nice style but her mums not on the scene so fail on that one!. :)
     
  20. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    What I hate is having to buy a present for my ex from our daughter.

    What I really want to give her is a bag of flaming dog turd on the doorstep for being a complete ****.

    But since it's from our little one I have to put time, effort and thought into it. None of which she deserves!!
     
  21. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Yeah, that would be an awkward situation dude, and one that I don't envy. Just try convince the little one that mummy really wants a socket set or something else so useful!
     
  22. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I wouldn't recommend it, it's not the best! However, whilst I love my daughter and wouldn't trade her for anything (Except an R8 V10), it taught me that condoms, whilst uncomfortable, annoying and mood killing, do still serve a purpose!!

    lol
     
  23. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    haha, point well made! Condoms are indeed evil, but a neccessity.
     
  24. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Still, all jokes aside, it's not all bad, she's my little angel! It just means I've got something other than my car to spend money on!
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    This is, quite frankly, genius.

    Are you related to Steven Hawking?
     
  26. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    You see, I tried to stay on topic, but just couldn't...here is the man, in all his glory!

    [​IMG]
     
  27. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hahahahahaha. BRILLIANT! I just laughed at a ridiculous volume, and now everyone in the office is a) looking at me and b) knows I am doing absolutely f**k all work!
     
  28. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I laughed so hard when I first saw that too, it's brilliant. I couldn't resist either, despite it being so off topic
     
  29. Dazmo

    Dazmo Active Member

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    Well this is one reason i started buying xmas presents in early novemeber as it gives you plenty of time to research and watch the signs when out shopping, such as ""oh i like those" or "i need some of them" etc.

    Bought my missus the following..so far:-

    1) Ipod Touch 32gb
    2) Accessories for the ipod Touch 32gb
    3) Tom Tom One IQ sat Nav
    4) Accessories for Tom Tom one Sat Nav
    5) Cake making kit thingy
    6) Some Blu-rays
    6) Card

    Going to get a few more bits n bobs but running out of ideas now!

    I dont need to buy any sexy underwear as she always gets that for me :jump:
     
  30. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    My missus will get a slap round the face and be grateful for it....(I think not!!)

    All jokes aside, I've bought her a really lovely Gold, Diamond and Amethyst ring. Retail value £450. Bought at 4 AM on eBay for £56

    BARGAIN! And she'll never know :undwech:
     
  31. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    (this saving means I can fund my intercooler project in January....)
     
  32. Dazmo

    Dazmo Active Member

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    LMAO, you just need to put together a fake price tag to stick onto it and then make out you forgot to take it off lol
     
  33. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That is so cunning, you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel!
     
  34. Dazmo

    Dazmo Active Member

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    No no...What you need to do is stick a sausage to the fridge.
     
  35. s3 Hoggy

    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    HaHa That is the funniest picture I've seen in a long time! I love Lego but there's no way I could make that I'd be laughing to much!
    Cheers Matt
     
  36. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    EXcellent pic
     
  37. sammi

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    Until she reads this ! :D
     
  38. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    She's banned from AS .net.

    By me obviously.... :)
     
  39. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    :applaus: for the Lego pic!
     

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