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Getting married!! :(

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by silver75, Oct 30, 2006.

  1. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been going out for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
    She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day "little" sister called and asked me to go over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said , "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her knickers and threw them
    down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my A3.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test..... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.:icon_thumright:
     
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  3. Olly_K

    Olly_K Administrator

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    ROFL !
     
  4. MikeA3

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    quality
     
  5. Booth_S4

    Booth_S4 Riding on V8 power

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    is this true or just tripe!! quality though!!!
     
  6. marriedblonde

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    An oldie but a goldy :)
     
  7. L1 HCS

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    OMG!!!! LOL!!! that was sooo funny!!!!
     
  8. Michalis

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    :) very funny
     
  9. L1 HCS

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    hilarious!!!! can't stop laughing!!! :jump: :jump:
     
  10. Adams3

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    Works well with the inclusion of an Audi, makes it that much more believable lol
     
  11. Rev-head

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    very good:)
     
  12. jojo

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    Top stuff LOL :thumbsup:
     
  13. Soupie69uk

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    Great joke
     
  14. raymie

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    luv it
     
  15. marmite

    marmite Counting the Tesco Club points

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    very funny
     
  16. Peloton

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    lol excellent!
     
  17. fallmonk

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    Class mate ,
    had me going to the punch line
     
  18. rickparmar

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    excellent :)
     
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    LOL GOOD 1!
     
  20. JamS3

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    Thats nearly as funny as the joke!!!
     
  21. Caesium

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    You could have slipped 1 in her balloon knot, no need for wetsuit then....
     
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  23. TDI-line

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    What a tease.
     
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    What a quality comment PMFSL - Whilst blowing balloons up at my kids next party..... "Dad - what are you laughing at"...
    :applaus:
     
  25. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed!
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    hehehehe!! rofl!
     
  26. LaSarthe&Back

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    Now that is a quality comment!! PMSL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
     
  27. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed!
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    gLAD I BROUGHT SOME SMILES TO PEOPLE'S FACES
     
  28. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed!
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    ooops caps....
     

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