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Getting married!! :(

silver75 Oct 30, 2006

  1. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been going out for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
    She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day "little" sister called and asked me to go over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said , "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her knickers and threw them
    down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my A3.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test..... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.:icon_thumright:
     
  2. Olly_K

    Olly_K Administrator

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    ROFL !
     
  3. MikeA3

    MikeA3 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    quality
     
  4. Booth_S4

    Booth_S4 Riding on V8 power

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    is this true or just tripe!! quality though!!!
     
  5. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    An oldie but a goldy :)
     
  6. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

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    OMG!!!! LOL!!! that was sooo funny!!!!
     
  7. Michalis

    Michalis Member

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    :) very funny
     
  8. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

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    hilarious!!!! can't stop laughing!!! :jump: :jump:
     
  9. Adams3

    Adams3 Member

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    Works well with the inclusion of an Audi, makes it that much more believable lol
     
  10. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    very good:)
     
  11. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Top stuff LOL :thumbsup:
     
  12. PaulJC84

    PaulJC84 Owner

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    Great joke
     
  13. raymie

    raymie 6 pot AP

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    luv it
     
  14. marmite

    marmite Counting the Tesco Club points

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    very funny
     
  15. Peloton

    Peloton Member

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    lol excellent!
     
  16. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    Class mate ,
    had me going to the punch line
     
  17. rickparmar

    rickparmar Active Member

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    excellent :)
     
  18. DIPS_A4

    DIPS_A4 SEAT LEON CUPRA R (225)

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    LOL GOOD 1!
     
  19. JamS3

    JamS3 Active Member

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    Thats nearly as funny as the joke!!!
     
  20. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    You could have slipped 1 in her balloon knot, no need for wetsuit then....
     
  21. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    What a tease.
     
  22. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    What a quality comment PMFSL - Whilst blowing balloons up at my kids next party..... "Dad - what are you laughing at"...
    :applaus:
     
  23. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    hehehehe!! rofl!
     
  24. LaSarthe&Back

    LaSarthe&Back Member

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    Now that is a quality comment!! PMSL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
     
  25. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    gLAD I BROUGHT SOME SMILES TO PEOPLE'S FACES
     
  26. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    ooops caps....
     

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