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getting flowers

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Feb 13, 2007.

  1. voorhees

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    Dec 18, 2005
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    Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend
    buying flowers. The redhead sighs and says: "Oh ****, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

    The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't
    like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

    The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

    The blonde says: "Don't you have a vase?"

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