1)THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN >>Before the age of 16, a female is like North Korea. Only a few weirdos > want >>to go there and they end up in prison. >> >>Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, >>naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. >> >>Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to >>trade, especially for someone with cash. >> >>Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced > of >>her >>own beauty. >> >>Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging, but still a > warm >>and >>desirable place to visit. >> >>Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Haunted by past mistakes > and >>massive reconstruction may be necessary. >> >>Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are >>un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. >> > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and > all-conquering >>past but alas, no future. >> >>After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, > but >>no-one wants to go there. >> >> >>2) THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN >> >>Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a **** and > lurching >>from one crisis to another.