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  1. paddy

    paddy Audi=No fault code, no idea

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    Please ?
     
  2. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    so did he like it when you called him the bugger king?? make him feel big and hard eh aythreee
     
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    Can't believe it's been a year since the last installment!

    Anyway, I was at the gym today and saw him in the changing rooms. Hadn't seen him for a while so had a little chat.
    BUT......... you know how sometimes when you're chatting to someone you catch a little whiff of their breath???? Well this happened.


    I won't tell you what his breath smelt of............ :undwech:
     
  4. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'm guessing it wasn't prawns..... :lmfao:
     
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    Hahahah.. :lmfao:
     
  6. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    :lmfao: hahahahaha!
     
  7. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Haahaaaa but you got it straight away!!!! lol So did you chat for a good while then lol! :friends:
     
  8. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    No, it was all over in 30 seconds, and then they both had a cigarette.
     
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    ....and farted.
     
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    That's actually quite scary, cos I did!!! :scared2:

    We had a nice chat. He was telling me about a gay film night he went to recently with his "partner" called..... wait for it...... NIGEL!!!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao:
     
  11. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That brings a whole new dimension to the the 'knock of Nigel' song now doesn't it....

    :lmfao:
     
  12. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    /thread now, it cannot reach a higher peak!
     
  13. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Holy ****, it has been a year & you're still trying your luck, dude think you need a new closet from Ikea lmfao.

    Anyway serious note now, when you gonna BUM him, the suspense is killing us lmfao
     
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    Knocked off nigel! :laugh:

     
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  15. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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  16. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol, you keep going back though Aythree!!! Either hes a great guy to chat to or .......................... lol Do you know his Nigel too!!!!
     
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    Nope, I don't know him, but he did say that he drives an Audi.
     
  18. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol
     
  19. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    lol
     
  20. Ash187

    Ash187 Audi-Retrofits.co.uk Site Sponsor VCDS Map User Gold Supporter quattro Audi A5

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    OMFG!!!
    First time i read this thread and you guys literally have me in tears laughing so hard! this is the funniest thread i have ever read!

    I am now thinking about posting a link of this thread onto my FB... pure quality!

    Now i get the Aythree gay jokes!
     
  21. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Anyone spot aythreee

     
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    Happy for you to do so, UNLESS one of your FB friends is a 6 foot gay who goes to a gym in the westminster area and likes sneaking peeks at willies in the changing rooms!
     
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    Did you record that using your phone at the weekend?
     
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  24. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Dude they wouldnt let Issy in with me, they have strict policy of no dribblers, shame as she would of got pampered lmfao
     
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    :laugh:

    You missed a good night. Ah well, next time. :jump:
     
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    Update:

    Saw him today. He was on his way to the gym as I was walking back from it.
    Must say, he's lost weight. Was looking kinda trim. :undwech:
     
  27. Ash187

    Ash187 Audi-Retrofits.co.uk Site Sponsor VCDS Map User Gold Supporter quattro Audi A5

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    get in there!
     
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    On the pavement, with people walking past?
     
  29. Ash187

    Ash187 Audi-Retrofits.co.uk Site Sponsor VCDS Map User Gold Supporter quattro Audi A5

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    isnt that what the kids are doing nowadays?
     
  30. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    did he catch you checking out his pecks lol
     
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    Nope. He was too busy checking out my crotch.
     
  32. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    LMFAO @ name change dude
     
  33. Ash187

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    :lmfao:
    Oh my.... he finally came out the closet!!
     
  34. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    lmfao someone has been playing (the field) lmfao
     
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  36. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Does Nigel know yet ;)
     
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    Will break it to him gently. :lmfao:
     
  38. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    LMFAO

    When did that name change happen anyway?
     
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    Just after I got back from the gym, funnily enough.
     
  40. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Somethings is amiss here, I've noticed Staz is lingering about invisibly today :ninja:
     

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