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    :lmfao:

    So that is what this is all about..... i'm coming out!! Is this how it happens??!! :scared2:

    One thing though.... I've noticed you have quite a collection of photos of guys in mankinis!! :detective2:
    Anything you want to talk about here on ASN too?? This thread is big enough for the two of us you know :friends:
     
  2. NHN

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    I'll be honest mate, I was going to try & be a matchmaker with you & PaulAR as he has a fetish for Mankini's, hey lovematch.com has nothing on the ASN loveboat lmfao
     
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    :happy: You're a right little Cilla Black!
     
  4. NHN

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    Hey if it shows our 1st ASN marraige then I'll be Ken Dodd if it helps lmfao
     
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    Mankinis... Tickling stick.... yep, there's definitely something you want to get off your chest! lol

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  6. NHN

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    LMFAO yeah tickle your arse with a feather or in his case duster.
     
  7. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Lol, you have finally admitted you are a sausage jockey lol, and going back to the gym later lol, enjoy tiger!!!! gggrrrrr!!!!!! lol
     
  8. NHN

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    My sides hurt from the laughing, classic quote, nice one Sarah, love having a woman on the site with such an open mind, kudos, its fun for sure & all light hearted.
     
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    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Your sides cant be hurting as much as mine lol, Guys are sooo funny when they think they are being eyed! And yes its fun and all light...love it!
     
  10. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    I have seen a photo of Mads in a mankini and trust me, it makes your eyes hurt.
     
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    :happy: lol.

    Well you'll be pleased to know I made it out of the changing rooms alive....... this time! :sadlike:
     
  12. NHN

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    Ahhhhh bless your 1st kisss lmfao
     
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    :huh: :ohmy: :lmfao:

    But....

    Sorry, I'm already spoken for. :yes:
     
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    thats not such a bad thing aythreee ! hes still got N8 lmfao
     
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    Hahahhahaa!! Loving your observational skills!! :respekt:
     
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    Hope you used some lube or you'll be walking like john wayne of a horse, so I've heard from N8 anyway, you 2 should hook up, he has some great sheep stories
     
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    :lmfao:

    ok, this is getting silly now.


    And DO NOT quote that to look something like....

     
  18. NHN

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    Damn you're being a bit to open about your sexuality mate, this is a car forum
     
  19. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    This thread is hilarious!!!

    Aythree, has anyone ever told you the sun shines out of your ar5e??

    If so, maybe thats the light at the end of your 'tunnel' that he is looking for!!!

    Anyone see the Inbetweeners repeat last week 'BUMDER'!!!
     
  20. NHN

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    lmfao man thats funny

    Auger drill bit & pile driving spring to mind lmfao
     
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    I notice you stop by every once in a while to see how things are progressing. Bloody kerb crawler! :sly:

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  22. NHN

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    Watch it nilz, he's sweet talking yer
     
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    Awww you're jealous.

    :lmfao:
     
  24. NHN

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    Feck yeah, missus is pregnant this is the closest I get to action atm lmfao
     
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    You have my sympathy mate, the subs bench is a cold and lonely place.
    I spent a few months there myself. Those were dark dark days. :crying:

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    Redtube rocks

    PS. Uh considering your decloseted now is that the reason for the bench of blokes lmfao
     
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    :faint:
     
  28. NHN

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    LMFAO, feck it walked straight into that one.

    Only false ones, women & there games huh.
     
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    :icon_thumright:
     
  30. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol, what are you lot like! Try carrying a medicine ball around for a few months! Although pregnancy can make some women more wanting...if you get my drift, maybe you were unlucky!!!:hubbahubba::whip:
     
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    Update:

    Today I think he saw my winkle. :crying:
     
  32. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    You've been dying to tell us that haven't you? :laugh:
     
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    As sad as it sounds... yes!! :yes:

    I find that now days, if something random happens, one of my first thoughts is.... "I'll post that on ASN when I get home!" :ermm:

    PS: Bet you've been dying for an update as well though. :p
     
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    LOL Fancy A BUM yet..... :sex:
     
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    Hahahhaa.... nope!

    And because of the underhand sneaky way he went about catching a glimpse, the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance he had (e.g. me and him the only humans left on the planet and I had no hands) has now totally gone!
     
  36. NHN

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    He's obviously caught your eye now then, as before it wasnt even a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance pmsl

    Let us know the registry office, I'll send some KY gifts lmfao
     
  37. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Haa haa hes got you well and truly in his sights now!!! Hes 'sized' you up (literally) and you are still going back lol, do you still stand near him or have you not yet moved away to the other side of the room!!!
     
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    You sure you can spare some of your stash?? lol

    I'm not going to be bullied into hiding!! :no:

    And as for "sizing" me up.... he could've at least had the courtesy to pick a warmer day to have a look!! :sorry:
     
  39. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Aw!!! was it a bit chilly!!!!! lol, dont fret, sure he will gander another look next time you are there! Or maybe you could take a smaller towel!!!

    lol...........
     
  40. NHN

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    I reckon this is him

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