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funny but sick

rickparmar Oct 31, 2006

  1. rickparmar

    rickparmar va va voom

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    A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
    >party.
    >The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
    >alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
    >said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
    >need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
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    >So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
    >soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,
    >decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume
    >was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
    >how he acted when she was not with him.
    >
    >So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
    >cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
    >could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
    >
    >His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
    >left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let
    >him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
    >
    >After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
    >ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
    >passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
    >midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
    >got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
    >his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so
    >she asked what kind of time he had.
    >
    >Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
    >not there."
    >Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
    >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
    >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
    >spare room and played poker all evening."
    >
    >"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
    >all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
    >To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
    >apparently he had the time of his life."
     
  2. Randomjim

    Randomjim Active Member

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    Ha ha omg thats nasty
     
  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Ha Ha Ha - excellent :puke:
     
  4. Peloton

    Peloton Member

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    lol grose:applaus:
     
  5. Booth_S4

    Booth_S4 Riding on V8 power

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    Thats quality! bit of insest! hahaha
     
  6. OutLore

    OutLore VOIP Dude

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    Incest - a game all the family can play.

    Best to keep it in the family :puke2:
     
  7. james0808

    james0808 Active Member

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    NOOOOOO!!!!:puke2:
     
  8. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    nice one rick, funny but sick just as advertised :yes:
     
  9. OutLore

    OutLore VOIP Dude

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    Down here in the south, I quite often meet someone who says:

    To be read with a deep south accent
    "I'd like you to meet ma wife an' ma sister"

    But there is only one woman standing there....
     
  10. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    Now that is one variation on an old joke, but still fookin funny
     
  11. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

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    :haha: :sign_omg:
     

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