A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween >party. >The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party >alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and >said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no >need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. > > > >So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping >soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, >decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume >was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see >how he acted when she was not with him. > >So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, >cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he >could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. > >His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he >left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let >him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. > >After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her >ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had >passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at >midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and >got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for >his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so >she asked what kind of time he had. > >Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're >not there." >Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the >spare room and played poker all evening." > >"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker >all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. >To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, >apparently he had the time of his life."