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Fu*&ing Adverts

Discussion in 'Rants & Raves' started by johnnythepie, Jul 12, 2012.

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    [Jul 12, 2012]
    There are three adverts on the telly that i fing hate.
    1.Fu*&ing Galaxy with that pig ugly trollop (makes me wretch)
    2.Fu*&ing Go Compare with that twat that gets bazookerd (if only)
    3.Fu*&ing Lurpack with the ****ttiest 'song' ive ever heard and a fish that looks like its rotting.
    Imagine my surprise when all three of the c&*ts came on one after another .
    Im so angry im going out to mow the lawn.And then pull one off.
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    Have to agree with you on the go compare advert, saw that last night for the 1st time, especially whenhe pops hisugly head up at the end. What gets me is that someone gets paid to think these stupid ideas up. They the ones that need shot. :) x
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    i don't watch the adverts :)
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    Arrrggghhh!!!
    I wish they would re introduce a thing called PDC (programme delivery control) that was about in the 80's-90's that could sense an advert from the transmission and reject it when using a vcr (remember them?).From what i can remember it was only for channel 4 and then disappeared into oblivion.
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    Least the ad's are doing there jobs, you are talking about them after all :)
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    Something to look out for, at the top right hand side of your screen you will see a " that means an advert is due. Ah, vcr's i still got one, its in the loft though, but it still works as far as I know, not about to try it though, picture qauality on them was rubbish, remember the 80's and 90's well. We getting old now, lmao. :) x
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    [Jul 12, 2012]
    You know what the advert is about John, so the marketeers have got it right! Even though it's annoying!
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    We buy any car - we buy any car - we buy any car- (arghhhhhhhh Bet you won't buy my neighbours car. It is at the bottom of a lake. Buy that then you ****ers!)

    We are injury lawyers 4 you - (I will need a lawyer if I ever get to meet any of you annoying twats.)

    Thrush advert - (**** off will you, I am eating my dinner!)

    Walkers ****ing crisps (Like Linekar would eat crisps ffs)
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    [Jul 12, 2012]
    None of the adverts mentioned so far come anywhere close to this one



    ARRRGGHHH!H!!!!!!
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    LOL.Thats a ****tty ad isnt it!!!!
    I hasten to add though, that if I hate an advert, I definately dont buy that product.It makes me hate it just as much as the advert.That why theres no way would I have safestyle Fing windows either.
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    ty.my old svhs still pisses all over sky, sd or hd!! I still use it for all my old mucky chukkys,,animal farm and all that!
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    that made me proper lol John. :) x
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    With you John, never catch me buying that ****ing Caneston.
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    [Jul 12, 2012]
    Quite.I always opt for live yoghurt and a nodder.Both sensual and medicinal!!.

    The gofer at work always knew when i had an itch
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    [Jul 12, 2012]
    Lol John, I found that the cream on a Stella Artois usually helps me to get through the day when I am suffering with an itchy
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    [Jul 12, 2012]
    Tell me you take the cream off the pint first!
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    [Jul 13, 2012]
    What i find annoying is that it seems every channel on Sky has adverts at the same time.
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    [Jul 13, 2012]
    You guys are lucky adverts only last like 3 mins!!!! In turkey lol adverts are 9 MINS!!! Lol
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    SKY + is my best friend when it comes to adverts. I pause the channel when they come on, have a quick, real quick chat with my wife about her day, and then it's "shhhhh will ya, it restarted".

    Love it.
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    [Jul 15, 2012]
    good idea that.I got rid of sky and then couldnt live without discovery and history channel.Cant get cable so im buggered.And HD is a load of ol shhyte tto.
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    [Jul 16, 2012]
    Why do you say that?
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    [Jul 19, 2012]
    Not a lot of stuff is transmitted in true hd, and sky must drop the power during the day.Its skys fault for **** quality transmissions.Im getting a strong/good quality according to sky though.Nowt wrong with the telly as its crystal with a good bluray.HD in the states on the other hand is incredible and has been for years.Its down to sky.
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