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Frozen A3

crazy88 Jan 25, 2011

  1. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I definitely think he should use a sledgehammer to sort his A3. Perhaps cover it in salt too, or petrol and burn it off? I believe it's still frozen, so i'm sure he'd like other sensible suggestions.
     
  2. CHRIS555

    CHRIS555 DOPE with added OCD

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    I wonder if anyone thought he was snow foaming it?!
     
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    Looks like someone with a VERY bad cold has sneezed on it.
     
  4. PaulTheo

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    +1 Retard
     
  5. S3RYE

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    how would you go about it though? 400000 litres of de-icer? obv not the hammer what a retard... i suppose you could start a fire next to it?
     
  6. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Looks like the slime in Ghostbusters 2....

    The stuff that made the Statue of Liberty move...
     
  7. tsporta4

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    if you liked your lke i do i would just leave it to thaw out naturally. nutjob
     
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    Hairdryer.
     
  9. crazy88

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    Personally i'd do this...here

    A couple of those beauties sat around the car would defrost it fast.
     
  10. jojo

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    Who would foot the electric bill?
     
  11. S3RYE

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    but as the ice melts wont it run down and freeze again?? :think: due to how cold it is and the fact its a giant ice cube??
     
  12. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    He needs it deiced man, not crumpled!
     
  13. crazy88

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    Don't think sit...think slowly caressing those enormous butt cheeks allover the car. Using their chubby warmth to defrost the ice.
     
  14. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'd turn it into a tourist attraction...

    Roll up, Roll up, see the AMAZING frozen car...
     
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    A battery operated one. :tocktock:

    Wait until summer and then do it? :happy:
     
  16. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Couple jet heaters would do it.
     
  17. S3RYE

    S3RYE Interior Next!!

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    alright smarty pants :applaus::laugh:

    yeh the butane powered blow heaters! prob be the only way!!
     
  18. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol, I dread to think of all the things that float around your mind!!!!

    Suprised non of you have said about getting some women around it and the hot air as they chat will melt it quick enough lo

    Deffo not a hammer, a rubber one could work though!!!!!!!l
     
  19. crazy88

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    You're right to dread...it's really not good! A mis-spent childhood and passion for lycra can warp a man's mind.
     
  20. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    wow had to read that twice lol, thought you said wearing all that lycra had warped something lol! Take it you drift off often with your thoughts then lol
     
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  21. crazy88

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    I think cycling home everyday on a saddle that's the size of an apple core has warped something, not the lycra. I refuse to wear lycra in public...i keep it for special moments with my loved one.

    And yeah, i'm a dreamer, nothing but a big dreamer ha.
     

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