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Friday morning chuckle

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by silver75, Oct 20, 2006.

  1. silver75
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    [Oct 20, 2006]
    A man has spent many days crossing the Sahara without water. His trusty
    horse and camel have both long since died of thirst. Drier than a
    Californian raisin, he is on all fours crawling through the sands
    certain that he has breathed his last.

    All of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand 6 feet
    ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand and discovers
    what looks to be an old briefcase.

    He opens it and out pops a genie, but this is no ordinary genie.
    He is a dull looking character, wearing an Inland Revenue ID badge and a
    naff, grey suit. There's a calculator in his pocket, and a pencil tucked
    behind one ear.

    "Well, kid," drones the monotone genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."

    "I'm not falling for that old chestnut," replies the weary man.
    "I'm not going to trust a tax inspector!"

    "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
    looks like you're gonna die anyway!"

    Sighing, the man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the dull genie is right.
    "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink".

    ********* P O O F **********

    The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen,
    and he is surrounded with carafes of vino superior and platters of Marks & Spencer
    delicacies.

    "OK sir, what's your second wish?"
    "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

    ********** P O O F **********

    The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests, filled with
    rare gold coins, precious gems and a cheque which would keep the Beckhams for
    life. "Very well sir, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
    one!"
    After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no
    matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."

    ********** P O O F **********


    He is turned into a tampon.

    And the moral of the story?
    If the Inland Revenue offers you ANYTHING, there must be a string
    attached.
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    [Oct 20, 2006]
    Made me chuckle!
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    [Oct 20, 2006]
    fantastic
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    [Oct 20, 2006]
    Excellent, cracked me up!
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