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Friday laughs

Beerzo Feb 17, 2006

  1. Beerzo

    Beerzo Masa'warty 3200... Talk To Me!

    A German guy approaches a prostitute and says "I wish to buy sex vit you".

    "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour".

    "Ist goot, but I must varn you. I'm A little Kinky".

    "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky".

    So off they go to the girls flat where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

    " I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".

    The girl finds this very strange, but complies. fastening thesprings to her hands and knees.

    "Now you vill get on your hans and knees".

    She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

    "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you".

    She finds all this very odd, but figures "It's harmless and the guy is paying.

    The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing .... What do you call that"?

    "Ah" says the German, "Four sprung duck technique". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/groovy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
  2. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

    Something tells me i have heard this before..............good joke
  3. easytease

    easytease cheesypeas

    fantastic! i love it!
  4. Charlies604

    Charlies604 Member

    I told this a few weeks ago! hehe...

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