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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by imported_mustwin1, Oct 15, 2004.

  1. imported_mustwin1
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    imported_mustwin1 Guest

    [Oct 15, 2004]
    Not sure if these are true, but I like to think so.......

    Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

    Female customer: A white one...

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    Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

    Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

    Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

    Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ."

    Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still
    on my desk... sorry

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    Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

    Customer: Your left or my left?

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    Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it
    says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in
    front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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    Customer: I have problems printing in red...

    Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?

    Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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    Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.


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    Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

    Customer: It's not working.

    Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

    Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
    happening...

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    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

    Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

    Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

    Customer: OK

    Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

    Customer: Yes

    Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
    keyboard?

    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

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    Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
    letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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    A customer couldn't get on the internet.

    Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

    Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

    Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

    Customer: Five stars.

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    Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?

    Customer: Netscape.

    Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

    Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on
    my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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    Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

    Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you.

    Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

    Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

    Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than
    4 hours ago.
    Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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    Helpdesk: How may I help you?

    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

    Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

    Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around
    it?
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  3. imported_xmaslolly76
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    [Oct 15, 2004]
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    [Oct 15, 2004]
    [ QUOTE ]
    Murdoch said:


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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on
    my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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    [/ QUOTE ]lol i have had a friend say that to me over the phone
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