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Four-sprung duck technique

necroeire Mar 3, 2005

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    A German guy approaches a prostitute.
    "I vish to buy zex vit you"
    "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £50 an hour".
    "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
    "No problem", she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
    "Now you vil get on your hans und knees".
    She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
    "You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you."
    She finds this odd, but figures its harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duckcaller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say:

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    "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"








    Vait for it







    "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique!"

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  2. imported_disley

    imported_disley Guest

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    HHmmmmm been on here before me thinks.....
    Funny though /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Very funny, but as Disley said.
     
  4. S3tony

    S3tony Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleep.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/snore.gif was on a while ago still funny though /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Classic even second time round /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  6. scoTTy

    scoTTy Active Member

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    A least he put the punch line as the title of the thread so no one was surprised!
     
  7. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    True, very true.
     

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