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foooking tw@ts who cant drive!

Discussion in 'Rants & Raves' started by Turkster, Feb 25, 2012.

  1. Turkster

    Turkster Bro.Paul 2.5TDI Quattro Sport

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    Today, Iv pulled off from a set of lights to be confronted with a prick wanting to rush up my drivers side to cut in front of me when there is clearly no room to let him in before the 2 lanes become one, iv had to hit the breaks or we would have smashed, no question,

    then at the next set of lights him and his chav bird are telling me im a prick and should learn to drive!

    i must say, i had to chuckle as she clearly knew bugger all about driving as there was no way in hell she had a license as she could hardly string 3 words together and he looked like he had slept rough in a hedge last night,

    i then simply told the little prick i knew where he lived and offered him as visit as i flashed him my black wallet with a silver badge attached to it, its a fake americn kids police ID badge that looks so real, he **** himself and she shut the fooook up in nano seconds! LoL
     
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  3. Sandra

    Sandra MODERATOR
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    There are too many of these chavs on the road, i love the bit with the badge though, that is just classic.
     
  4. Dazmo

    Dazmo Active Member

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    I thought impersonating a good driver was agains't the law, lol
     
  5. Chris Beacock

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    this happens to me at least 2 times a week at these certain lights in my area i know the feeling
     
  6. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost!
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    To be honest, it's a minefield these days out there! Every other day is a risk just to drive on our roads during the day. I have no issues during the night when I finish work, and the roads are empty!

    Scariest drivers are OAPs heading towards you down a narrow road driving down the middle! I've had a couple of near misses from these drivers recently.
     
  7. Turkster

    Turkster Bro.Paul 2.5TDI Quattro Sport

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    Im sure it is, but i never said i was a "good driver" I just showed him a plastic sliver badge and let him make his own conclusion of what branch of Mc Donalds i was from :busted_cop:
     
  8. gavsman

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    just out of curiousity - was it an E36 318i ( M3 wannbe with no power & big exhaust)?
     
  9. w1llssm1th

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    Loving the black wallet and silver badge, need to get one to keep in the car! :salute:
     
  10. Turkster

    Turkster Bro.Paul 2.5TDI Quattro Sport

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    na, it was a 206 Estate in Met Blue.
     

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