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FIVE SURGEONS

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by BK1, Dec 5, 2006.

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    Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
    patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants
    on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside
    is numbered."

    The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
    electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think
    Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
    order."

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
    construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
    parts left over."

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when
    he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
    on.....

    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
    the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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