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    Watching Emerdale with the in-law (Well, not really watching it. Its on in the back ground) and there is a female garage owner.

    Would you take your car to a female mechanic?
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    Only if she if was hot and let me pay the bill in sexual favours.
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    Can't be any worse than our local Audi Master Techs!!

    Funny you should mention it, but Oxford Audi service centre used to be run by a lass called Alex, and she ran a bloody good set up. Courtesy calls, took you out to car to review the schedule of works to ensure everything had been covered, if anything wasn't 100% right she wouldn't release the car and put you in a hire car, nothing was too much trouble.

    By comparison the local centre I use now do well to find your car is the car park after a service.

    Not a dilemma I've ever been faced with, but given what I'm subjected to annually at the moment I'd give it a shot yes!
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    I said the same.
    Misses was not to happy.
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    I don't think so ! Don't call me sexist but their place is in the kitchen and minding the kids but i would not mind have a wife with interest in mechanics at least the discutions would be a bit longer than 15 min. at a time !
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    You're minds have been tainted by the Fast & the Furious. This is Britain. She'd be wearing flat shoes, have Billy Bob teeth and an speak in accent only Rainman could understand.
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    I agree... and a chain with one end attached to their ankle and the other end attached to the bed, and only long enough to stretch to the oven, fridge, washing machine and toilet.
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    Like female truck drivers.
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    Female truck drivers have the strongest wrists I've ever come across.
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    It's cos they're always gripping a rim
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    I know a woman that owns a garage, she only deals with the jobs other garages cannot do. Her garage is as good as any other that I have dealt with, and especially good at dealing with complicated problems.

    She has been in business for 20 years, so she can't be that bad.

    Equality and all that, if I have to cook dinner, then woman can grease up me pipes.
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    [Dec 26, 2011]
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    That honestly looks like a one legged girl sweeping up! Took me a second to find the stray leg on the bumper.
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    I see what you're saying lol! Fairly sure it's the jack though...
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    Not that you are in any way sexist, but you saw a broom???
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    :lmfao:
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    Ha! How the hell did I mistake that for a broom? I'm obviously not to be trusted in a garage. You'd be far better off in their hands ;)
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    i would not be happy about the one woman standing on my alloy... but then again suppose i could let her off if she apoligized nicely
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