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Favourite suit

necroeire Mar 13, 2006

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

    An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away.

    She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her
    dearly departed husband.

    The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the
    undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre moment.
    Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit,
    and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.

    The undertaker apologises and explains that traditionally,
    they always put the bodies in black, but he'd see what he could arrange.

    The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last
    moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the
    undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile
    through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.

    She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful, but where
    did you get that beautiful blue suit?"

    "Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your
    husband's size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit. His wife
    explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried
    in a black suit", the undertaker replied.

    The wife smiled at the man. And then he continued,
    "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads.

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