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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    OK, so here's an idea.

    What is your favourite film quote of all time?

    You can have more than 1....
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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    My 2, I think are:

    True Lies (1994):

    Harry: You tell on me, I tell on you.
    Gib: What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as...
    Harry: What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
    Gib: You knew about that?
    Harry: Uh-huh.

    Shallow Hal (2001):

    Mauricio: Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!
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    I'm shocked you never did the line from blade trinity.

    I'll have think about mine.
    so many good ones.
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    That's already had an outing today.... lol.
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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    '' The Hurricane'' 1999

    '' Hate put me in prison. Love's gonna bust me out ''
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    Don`t pi$$ on my back and tell me its raining ......................
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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    In Cemetery Junction a guy is talking about marriage and how bad it would be with any woman he ends up marrying.
    He reinforces his point by going on to say............. "I haven't even met her yet and she's already annoying me!"

    :lmfao:
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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    Its not just one quote, but a little bit of dialogue:

    One of my favourite films of all time ^^
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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    Fight Club (1999):

    Tyler Durden: We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
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    E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

    E.T. says: "EEEEEEE TEEEEEE PPHHOOOONNNEEE HOOOOOOMMME!! "


    Awwww... poor E.T. :crying:
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    Anchorman

    Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
    Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
    Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
    Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.
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    The Long Good Friday.

    Harold Shand (Bob Hoskins) to Jeff (Dereck Thompson)

    Harold: What the hell was Colin doing with a Lime'ouse minicab driver in Belfast?
    Jeff: Colin can't drive.
    Harold: Oh, that makes sense. Second question: Belfast? What was he doing there? I know Colin fancies soldiers, but that's taking his buggery a bit far, isn't it?

    Harold to the pool attendant

    Pool Attendant: They kept it all incognito. They're gonna collect the body in an ice cream van.
    Harold: There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.

    Harold

    Harold: The Yanks love snobbery. They really feel they've arrived in England if the upper class treats 'em like ****.


    Harold: Alan found him dying. He'd been nailed to the floor.
    Jeff: When was this, then?
    Harold: Well, it must've been just after you saw him and just before Alan saw him. Otherwise, you'd have noticed, wouldn't you? I mean, a geezer nailed to the floor. A man of your education would definitely have spotted that, wouldn't he?

    Classic Film IMO.
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    The Blues Brothers (1980)

    [Arriving at the Orphanage]
    Jake: What are we doing here?
    Elwood: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out.
    Jake: Yeah? So I lied to her.
    Elwood: You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin.
    Jake: No... *******... way.
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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    LOL at the lock stock and anchorman quotes.

    A few from another great film, Snatch:


    Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
    Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
    Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.


    Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van
    Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
    Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of ******* peanuts, is it?
    Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
    [All three turn and look back at the truck]
    Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

    Dammit, want to watch snatch now
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    Boondock Saints

    Connor: Now you will receive us.
    Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
    Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
    Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
    Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
    Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
    Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
    Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
    Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
    Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
    Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
    Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
    [Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
    Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
    Yakavetta: Vaffanculo - "**** You" in Itallian
    Connor: That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
    Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: Et Fili.
    Connor, Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.
    [they execute Yakavetta]

    Kiss KIss Bang Bang

    Gay Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
    Harry: A picture of me?
    Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you ******* are!

    Harry: Still gay?
    Gay Perry: Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it.
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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    practically every line out of anchorman!
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    Aliens

    Hudson: They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls. Let's book!

    Ripley: They cut the power.
    Hudson: What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

    Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?


    Vasquez: No. Have you?

    Hudson: That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the **** are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?

    Ripley: Get away from her, you *bitch!*
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    All of Pulp Fiction.
    Most of Trainspotting.
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    Blade

    Hannibal King: Welcome to the honeycomb hideout.
    Blade: How do you bankroll this operation?
    Hannibal King:I date a lot of older men.

    Jarko Grimwood: [about his vampire Pomeranian] Precious, isn't he?
    Hannibal King: Well, that depends who you ask. Because clearly, this dog has a bigger **** than you.
    Jarko Grimwood: And when the **** did you see my ****, ****-face?
    [he kicks Hannibal in the face]
    Hannibal King: Ow!
    [points at Danica]
    Hannibal King: I was talking to her!

    And my fave

    Friday After Next

    Mr Jones: I look better than you!
    Uncle Elroy: You don't!
    Mr Jones: I dress better than you!
    Uncle Elroy:You can't!
    Mr Jones: My **** is bigger than yours!
    Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night!

    :yahoo:
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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    predator :- if it bleeds we can kill it

    snatch :- Never Underestimate the Predictability of Stupidity

    gladiator : - My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

    team america :-
    gary johnstone - OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything
    spottswoode - Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
    gary johnstone - no
    spottswoode - So then, you haven't seen everything.

    annie hall (woody allen) :- dont knock masturbation... its sex with someone i love ...

    die another day :-
    Bond - "You're cleverer than you look
    Q - "Still, better than looking cleverer than you are."

    Q - "Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it."
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    Ok people, let's make some fucky fucky

    The girl next door, just about to direct a porn scene
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    hahahahahaha love that one
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    [Jan 10, 2011]
    "There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a ****."

    "Get busy living, or get busy dieing"

    "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
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    Yes!

    The Rock - "I'll take pleasure in gutting you boy"

    Bad Boys - Marcus Burnett: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
    Mike Lowrey: I don't have one.
    Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
    Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
    Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny **** with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the **** along.
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    Don't throw those bloody spears at me

    although he never actually said it lol
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    [Jan 11, 2011]
    Just remembered one of my favourite films of all time : The Italian Job (1969)

    So many to choose from:

    Garage Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
    Charlie Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun.

    Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

    Keats: They say he's going to do a job in Italy.
    Mr. Bridger: Well, I hope he likes spaghetti. They serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons.

    Professor Simon Peach: Are they big? I like 'em big!

    Dominic: Shouldn't we synchronise our watches?
    Charlie Croker: Nuts to your watches! You just be at the Piazza at a quarter to...

    Cheers,
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    [Jan 11, 2011]
    Rocky 4:

    "He is not a man, he is a piece of iron."
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    [Jan 11, 2011]
    Austin Powers:

    Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: But...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: I'm...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: All I'm say...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: I'm...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: I'm just...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: Would...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
    Scott Evil: Who's there?
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: But...
    Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it
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    [Jan 11, 2011]
    Also Rocky 4:

    Rocky - "I see three of him out there"

    Paulie - "Hit the one in the middle"
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    [Jan 11, 2011]
    Heres some more of my favourites.

    "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

    "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here"

    "He's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy"


    And a long one.

    ARTHUR: Old woman!
    DENNIS: Man!
    ARTHUR: Old Man, sorry. What knight live in that castle over there?
    DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
    ARTHUR: What?
    DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!
    ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.
    DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.
    ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'
    DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
    ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind
    you looked--
    DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!
    ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
    DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
    exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma
    which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society!
    If there's ever going to be any progress--
    WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do?
    ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
    Who's castle is that?
    WOMAN: King of the who?
    ARTHUR: The Britons.
    WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
    ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.
    WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous
    collective.
    DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
    A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
    WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
    DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--
    ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
    in that castle?
    WOMAN: No one live there.
    ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
    WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
    ARTHUR: What?
    DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take
    it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
    ARTHUR: Yes.
    DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
    at a special biweekly meeting.
    ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
    DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
    ARTHUR: Be quiet!
    DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
    ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
    WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
    ARTHUR: I am your king!
    WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
    ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
    WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
    ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,
    [angels sing]
    her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur
    from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
    Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
    [singing stops]
    That is why I am your king!
    DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
    is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
    derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
    aquatic ceremony.
    ARTHUR: Be quiet!
    DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
    just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
    ARTHUR: Shut up!
    DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
    because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
    put me away!
    ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
    DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
    ARTHUR: Shut up!
    DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
    HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
    ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
    DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that,
    eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me,
    you saw it didn't you?
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    Enemy of the state:

    Brian: "Tell us about Rachel Banks."
    Robert Dean: "Uh, she was my girlfriend the second year of law-school. We keep in touch, we toss one another some work every once in a while. That's it."
    Brian: "Did you have an affair with her four years ago?"
    Robert Dean: "Do you ever beat off in the shower, Brian? Do you ever have any homosexual thoughts?"
    Brian: "Bobby, that is..."
    Robert Dean: "None of my ******* business! You're damn right it's not! I love my wife and I love my son - absolutely with no equivocation! And that's none of your ******* business either!"
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    [Jan 11, 2011]
    More Rocky 4 - Inspirational film...

    Rocky: "Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life"
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    Scary Movie.

    Shorty: I'm on T.V. Oh ****, first "Cops" now this. I'm gonna be a star, son.
    Gail Hailstorm: So how close were you to the victim?
    Shorty: Oh real close. Right 'til the roofies wore and she woke up. Then she was all talkin' 'bout pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue outta her ass and left.
    Gail Hailstorm: If you could have spoken to her before she died what would your last words to her have been?
    Shorty: Run bitch, run!

    Loaded Weapon.

    Colt: Give me a name!
    Beckard: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?
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    [Jan 11, 2011]
    American Pie 2:

    Stifler: "Sherman!"
    Sherman: "Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha."
    Stifler: "No, come on, man. I'm really happy to see you."
    Sherman: "All right."
    Stifler: "You stupid f**k."
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    [Jan 11, 2011]
    Last short ones from me today:

    "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
    Airplane!

    "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."
    Dark Helmet, Space Balls

    "I know they were just kids...but man we beat the f**k out of them!"
    Dogma
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    DaveA3 Audi A-Trizzle!

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    Blade Trinity

    Drake: Are you ready to die?
    Blade: I was born ready muthafucka


    Menace II society

    Grocery Store Man: I feel sorry for your mother.
    O-Dog: What'd you say about my mama?

    Followed by: PAP PAP PAP :gun2:


    Die Hard with a vengeance

    John McClane: Listen, you fail I cover your ass. I fail you cover my ass!
    Zeus: And if we both fail?
    John McClane: Then we're both fucked!

    :laugh: gets me everytime

    loads more but ill stop now
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    40 Year Old Virgin

    Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
    Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
    Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
    Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
    Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
    Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
    Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
    Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
    Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these **** stained balls.
    Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.

    Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
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