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Fake boobies

smudge_don Oct 28, 2010

  1. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    Mrs came out with it the other day that she wants a boob job :w00t:

    Should i pay for her (and me) to have such a pleasure?
     
  2. NoggyS3

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    Do it!! Do it!! Do it!!

    Long as there not going to be toooo big!

    Had a fondle of a some fake ones and they dont feel any different unless womans on her back then they go rock hard!


    I know, im such a perv :p
     
  3. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol, for you Jord or her!

    Hey if she really wants them, let her, but isnt that your house money shes spending!!!
     
  4. edition

    edition Active Member

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    I've had 'ago' on some fakies and I would say they were fit for purpose.


    I would say that I would take some real ones over fakes tho.....
     
  5. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I've never been lucky enough to feel some fake ones to be honest. Would love to give some a try. Let's get some before pics up mate :D
     
  6. wibble111

    wibble111 needs to scratch the itch

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    Well whatever you decide to do fella we need before & after pics to, ahem 'review' the changes. :eyebrows:
     
  7. 5ean

    5ean S3 Owner VCDS Map User

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    I think this is one of things thats down to personal taste? Personally i dont like fakies visually, or the feel of them actually.. But if someone is suffering mentally because of what they have and a boob job would help that then im all for it
     
  8. edition

    edition Active Member

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    From what I could tell the taste was exactly the same.....
     
  9. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    haha, brilliant!
     
  10. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    Nah she only wants like double D's, which i'd be happy with :)

    Ye i've had a play before and you can kinda tell, but still nice n smooshy :)

    For her, but i get the benefits too

    We aint gonna get em done for another year or so

    Before/after comparison?

    I love fake boobies, dunno why

    A nice cleavage pic of before for all you pervs (and Sarah, i know you wanna look too)

    [​IMG]

    Good enough for the moment, but she wants bigger. I'm not gonna complain now am i!!

    Maybe the Mondeo will have to stay a little bit longer :(
     
  11. crazy88

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    Loving her short hair dude, she is very hot indeed! I always liked my wife with short hair, but now she's gone and grown it long, lol. Suits her though.

    Anyway...fake jumper potatoes FTW!!! let us know how you get on with it :)
     
  12. DaveA3

    DaveA3 Audi A-Trizzle!

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    my missus let me have a grope of her mates who got done which was really nice. i thought it was a setup at first :laugh: but anyway i didnt like em and preferred the real thing. depends on her current size id say.
     
  13. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Will your mrs let me fondle her mates too? And I agree with boob jobs up until the point where they go ludicrously big and just look bizarre. Before that they're fantastic lol
     
  14. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    That was a little while back tbh, she's growing it now and it really suits her

    Jumper tatties FTW!!!!

    You mean like this?

    [​IMG]
     
  15. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    No no, they are still small! ;)
     
  16. DaveA3

    DaveA3 Audi A-Trizzle!

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    lol possibly mate her friend werent exactly bothered she was a bit of a barbie chick and think she wanted the attention :yes:
     
  17. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    Facebook? Number? Address? **** it, just a name will do! I'll hunt her down
     
  18. beanoir

    beanoir Large Member

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    My Ex had hers done, went from being rather non-existent to a healthy 32D. She got hers done on Bupa actually and cost her a fair whack, but it's a painful process to go through...worth it though if it's a decent surgeon. Sometimes though you get the "gap" which looks bloody awful IMO.
     
  19. PH1L

    PH1L Gievf Buckets

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    get shacked up first, but then im not a big tit man, i prefer ass however i dont complain if i get a little more ;)
     
  20. Alex C

    Alex C Well-Known Member VCDS Map User Audi S3

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    wow, hot girlfriend, i dont know what size she is, but she is naturally hot and IMO doesn't need any work
     
  21. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    :iagree:
     
  22. NHN

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    YTF does she need bigger, she planning a stint as a glamour girl or something & for me wholely natural is the only way end of.
     
  23. mitch78

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  24. NHN

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    I'd also like to add, if she wants them then she pays for them mate, cause then there's no arguments in the divorce who gets the left or right one.............

    Also think of the future & what happens to them, technology may have leaped forward but come 10-20 years time they wont look or feel so special, personally I have felt fake ones & apart from looking like a stuffed chicken they wernt all that, plus didnt your dad ever teach you, more than a handful is wasted & do you really want stretch marks around your mouth, I mean look at Pamela Anderson, she has fake boobs & stretch marks.....................
     
  25. a3_dan

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    The girl im currently seeing has fake fun bags, her nick name is Double D.... :rockwoot:

    There grrreaaatttt!! :eyebrows:
     
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    scott b Active Member VCDS Map User

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    proof needed
     
  27. Gops

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    I second that.
     
  28. AndyMac

    AndyMac Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    All fake boobs are exactly that! Fake. Hideous things. Unless they have absolutely no boobs at all then leave well alone, otherwise you might as well be fondling a blow up doll. If a girl really wants them then you really have to ask yourself why?
     
  29. Essflee

    Essflee Well-Known Member

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    Well said that man...
     
  30. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    :iagree:
     
  31. a3_dan

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    In my experience, I have found that all girls with boob jobs have issues or are very insecure.....I have had a good time off the back of this though, so I'm not complaining Mwuahahaha
     
  32. beanoir

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    This is very true, in my experience she turned out to be a complete and utter nutbag, but as you say had fun up until that point!
     
  33. Ash B

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    Never had any experience with fake boobs :( Maybe one day i will lol
     
  34. Ads

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    Only ever had one girl with fake tits. She only used to let me feel the top half of each one, never the bottom part. And would only lower her bra, never fully remove it. Assuming this was because of the implant insertion scar underneath each tit.

    Don't know why she bothered getting them. No point getting implants to get rid of one feature of your body you're not happy, only to create another one.

    The top half did feel ok though, and they looked banging in a tight top.
     
  35. Ash B

    Ash B Well-Known Member

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    Photos would be nice mate:eyebrows: I know all about your collection:laugh:
     
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  37. crazy88

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    Agreed, photos, or it didn't happen :eyebrows:
     
  38. PaulAr

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    tits rule
     
  39. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    :iagree:
     
  40. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    *girls tits

    Man boobs are defo a no no, unless your N8. He's partial to some moobs so i've heard
     

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