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FactionOne's Tip of the Day!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by FactionOne, May 13, 2010.

  1. FactionOne
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    Never, ever, EVER! Put toothpicks/cocktail-sticks in your back pocket.

    ...I learned this little gem only a few minutes ago; when I got out of the car and felt the contents of my back sky rocket go tight as I stood up. That sensation only lasted for a split second until something gave, and it was the skin on the back of my leg as a tootpick exerted enough force to pierce it and dig a good half inch into said leg. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!

    Every day's a school day!

    Rob.
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    Lol, shouldn't laugh but ouch!
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    Prick! :)
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    I know an awesome party trick with a cocktail stick :laugh:
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    Ouch!!!!! haa haa sorry but sure you will laugh about it soon! Ouch! not nice...
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    just a little prick then:haha:
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    Timing fail ;)
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    OH NO not another gay thread ??????
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    rob had a small prick up his arse...... BAHHHHAHAHA!:undwech:
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Aythreee will here to comment soon lol
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    did you have a smoke afterwards......:lmfao:
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    No just a sleep lol!
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    Lmfao, I could have predicted that being posted as soon as I read this...

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    LMAO! :laugh: Why was the toothpick in your back pocket in the first place? Hope your feeling better though!
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    :lmfao:
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