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FactionOne's Tip of the Day!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by FactionOne, May 13, 2010.

  1. FactionOne

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    Never, ever, EVER! Put toothpicks/cocktail-sticks in your back pocket.

    ...I learned this little gem only a few minutes ago; when I got out of the car and felt the contents of my back sky rocket go tight as I stood up. That sensation only lasted for a split second until something gave, and it was the skin on the back of my leg as a tootpick exerted enough force to pierce it and dig a good half inch into said leg. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!

    Every day's a school day!

    Rob.
     
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  3. JD09

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    Lol, shouldn't laugh but ouch!
     
  4. jojo

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    Prick! :)
     
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    I know an awesome party trick with a cocktail stick :laugh:
     
  6. Sarah's A3

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    Ouch!!!!! haa haa sorry but sure you will laugh about it soon! Ouch! not nice...
     
  7. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    just a little prick then:haha:
     
  8. JD09

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    Timing fail ;)
     
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    OH NO not another gay thread ??????
     
  10. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    rob had a small prick up his arse...... BAHHHHAHAHA!:undwech:
     
  11. voorhees

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  12. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Aythreee will here to comment soon lol
     
  13. s3dave

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    did you have a smoke afterwards......:lmfao:
     
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    No just a sleep lol!
     
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    Lmfao, I could have predicted that being posted as soon as I read this...

     
  16. Gops

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    LMAO! :laugh: Why was the toothpick in your back pocket in the first place? Hope your feeling better though!
     
  17. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    :lmfao:
     

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