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    [Dec 5, 2006]
    A bloke went into the Government Employment office in London for a look
    through the job vacancies.
    Just as he was about to give up and go away, he spotted something.....
    Wanted-single man, willing to travel, must have own scissors.
    £800 per week, plus company car with all expenses paid.
    He thought it sounded too good to be true but made a note of the reference
    number and fronted up at the counter.
    "I'd like to apply for this job", he said "reference number E/784/R2D2."
    "Oh, that one," said the CES clerk. "It's a model agency here in London.
    They're looking for a pubic hair snipper. They supply girls who model
    underwear and bathers, and before they go on the catwalk, they report to you and you have to snip off any wisps of pubic hair that are showing."
    "It pays well but there are a few drawbacks - there's quite a lot of travel
    involved -the Bahamas, Tahiti, Paris, Sidney, and you'd have to get used to
    living in first-class hotels."
    "I reckon I could learn to live with it," said the bloke. "I'd really like
    to apply for the job."
    The CES clerk shrugged and said, "OK, here's an application form and a rail
    ticket to Edinburgh".
    "Edinburgh?" exclaimed the bloke. "Edin-bloody-burgh? What do I wanna go
    there for?"
    "Well", said the CES clerk, "that's where the end of the queue is at the
    moment."
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