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Ever get annoying passengers on planes?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by AndyMac, May 29, 2007.

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    The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone
    who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly

    pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen
    (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and hit
    this link <http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf> .
    www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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    Good call although I would prefer the Arnold Schwartzenegger method off of Commando... remember that?
    "My friend needs a pillow, he's dead tired"

    I don't look much like a Muslim fundamentalist though so would it work?
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    Also there is the problem of internet access being on a plane and all! i suppose you could bookmark it and save it offline.

    Good old Commando puns. my fav was "let of some steam Bennet" genius!
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    I always liked - You remember when i said i'd kill you last....I lied:gun2:
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    That was Sully wasn't it!

    If you look at his yellow porsche after Arnie pushes it back onto its wheels, one minute its dented up, the next its perfect!
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    " I eat green berets for breakfast and at the moment I am very hungry "
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    Nice one Andy.
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