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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by damo.h, Apr 29, 2010.

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    [Apr 29, 2010]
    A man has not had an erection for a long long time..he decides to try a method he read about in an old medicine book..
    It involves placing his finger in a woman's vagina then rubbing it around the tip of his nose...

    So that night he climbed into bed while his wife was sleeping dip's his finger into her fanny, has a root around then rubs the moistness on the tip of his nose.. BOOM... Instant Erection...

    He franticly wakes the wife .. Oi Oi look at this baby he shouts!! :jump:

    The wife turns on the bedroom light and replies....

    You woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me you'v had a Fuckin nose bleed:crying:
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    UUrrrggghhhhh thats gross man lmfao thats lunch missed
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    blood sports!! woop!
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    ahh the pun's are just too much,

    anyway's im off for a jam butty:puke:
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    [Apr 29, 2010]
    For some reason I fancy a prawn sandwich with ketchup.
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    [Apr 29, 2010]
    with a nice mug of RED LENTIL SOUP
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