1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

End of lurking

Discussion in 'The Welcome Section' started by limassol, May 31, 2005.

  1. limassol
    Offline

    limassol New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2005
    Messages:
    4
    Likes Received:
    0
    Hi all. I confess I have used various forums as a mine of information but contributed little. I lost my last log-on yrs ago. Anyway I was hoping to hear from people who went to Croft last April (mine was the yellow S4).

    Also thinking of getting VAG.com software so any tips for old S4 owners appreciated.
    #1
  2. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    Hello and welcome to the world of chinese cooking. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
    #2
  3. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    25,989
    Likes Received:
    1,580
    Hi and a personal welcome from the Chef(me that is /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif) aswell. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
    #3
  4. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    Assssooooo ...welcome young grasshoppa you have much to learn! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
    #4
  5. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    With flied lice please! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
    #5
  6. OutLore
    Offline

    OutLore VOIP Dude

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2003
    Messages:
    1,206
    Likes Received:
    1
    [ QUOTE ]
    And pinch, punch, 1st day of the month, white rabbit no returns.

    And a pinch and a kick for being so quick.

    Thought you'd have got on on this one CJ.

    [/ QUOTE ]


    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bang.gif
    #6
  7. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    [ QUOTE ]
    And pinch, punch, 1st day of the month, white rabbit no returns.

    And a pinch and a kick for being so quick.

    Thought you'd have got on on this one CJ.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    You still have much to learn young sparrow!
    Wise man once say keep away from jojo takeaway he got dodgey crackas /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
    #7
  8. neversaydie
    Offline

    neversaydie Post Whore

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2004
    Messages:
    1,755
    Likes Received:
    0
    And will you deliver food 100 mile away in Audi S3?

    I like your large Porsche woks on your car!

    Ok enough...JOJO is cool. I'm sorry just couldnt resist /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
    #8
  9. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    Not hungry at all then NSD /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
    #9
  10. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    Make a full night of it then /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
    #10
  11. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    25,989
    Likes Received:
    1,580
    [ QUOTE ]
    JOJO can I place my order please:

    Sesame Prawns on Toast
    Butterfly King Prawns
    Peppercorn Salted Spare Ribs
    Satay Chicken Skewer
    Crispy Seaweed
    Prawn Crackers

    Aromatic Crispy Duck
    Crispy Shredded Beef
    Sweet and Sour Pork
    Beef Fried Rice

    Banana Fritter

    Tiger Beer

    [/ QUOTE ]

    That will be £35, the crackers are on the house and your number's 69
    #11
  12. bravepilot
    Offline

    bravepilot Member

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2004
    Messages:
    628
    Likes Received:
    0
    Oi, Chef! There's a grass hopper in my noodles, and they're rubbery!

    [Chef:] Ah, thank you vewy much
    #12
  13. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    25,989
    Likes Received:
    1,580
    [ QUOTE ]
    Oi, Chef! There's a grass hopper in my noodles, and they're rubbery!



    [/ QUOTE ]

    Chef says: If you ask for well done next time, they will be cwispy instead! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
    #13
  14. neversaydie
    Offline

    neversaydie Post Whore

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2004
    Messages:
    1,755
    Likes Received:
    0
    No bus stop im affraid - £35 is that all?
    #14
  15. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    25,989
    Likes Received:
    1,580
    [ QUOTE ]
    No bus stop im affraid - £35 is that all?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    At my place - yes, minus the tiger beer of course /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
    #15
  16. neversaydie
    Offline

    neversaydie Post Whore

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2004
    Messages:
    1,755
    Likes Received:
    0
    10% discount makes it....
    #16
  17. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    I've got a bus stop. I'll have everthing NSD wanted and some Camels Hump. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
    #17
  18. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ok dont get frisky with the humps mate...thought you'd mention camel toe instead! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
    #18
  19. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    Frisky, sounds like your the dog on heat.

    So planning any more CJ jnr's yet.
    #19
  20. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    YEah next week /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

    Jesus give us a chance man! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
    #20
  21. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    Well you need to be planning for that all essential MPV. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
    #21
  22. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    nah just get a 2 seater with a big boot! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
    #22
  23. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    Thats harsh. Putting the mrs in the boot, maybe she could get a bus with me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif
    #23
  24. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    Cool maybe you could bring her for something to eat at JOJO's too /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
    #24
  25. limassol
    Offline

    limassol New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2005
    Messages:
    4
    Likes Received:
    0
    Is this a car forum?
    I'm confused, maybe I joined audi-sport.net in error.
    Do people actually reply to a post or just chat amongst themselves. I think I will continue to use 'friends' for that purpose.
    Looks like I will remain a 'lurker' as forum addicts call us. I certainly don't need to use the site for company as the posters above seem to.
    Are there any Audi enthusiasts there?
    #25
  26. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yeah there are plenty we are all Audi enthusiasts here otherwise we would not have signed up. IMO this is a little community in itself and i would class some of the guys on here as friends even though we havent met YET so theres nothing wrong with a bit of banter and chat amongst the members other than just cars all the time. If you have directed that statement to me that i use this site for company then your greatly mistaken....i have loads of friends a wife and a daughter so no i dont need this site for company just enjoy it when im online....you sound like a pr!ck IMO so what dont you do one! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif
    #26
  27. neversaydie
    Offline

    neversaydie Post Whore

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2004
    Messages:
    1,755
    Likes Received:
    0
    [ QUOTE ]
    Is this a car forum?
    I'm confused, maybe I joined audi-sport.net in error.
    Do people actually reply to a post or just chat amongst themselves. I think I will continue to use 'friends' for that purpose.
    Looks like I will remain a 'lurker' as forum addicts call us. I certainly don't need to use the site for company as the posters above seem to.
    Are there any Audi enthusiasts there?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    WTF, do I know you, No I didnt think so...you have no freinds. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
    #27
  28. neversaydie
    Offline

    neversaydie Post Whore

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2004
    Messages:
    1,755
    Likes Received:
    0
    Im loving this thread already, getting flamed by some twonk who does not have an iota of a clue about who we are, what we are or if we know each other...

    Oh well...Carry on muppet
    #28
  29. neversaydie
    Offline

    neversaydie Post Whore

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2004
    Messages:
    1,755
    Likes Received:
    0
    Oh and by the way...You should have said "re-joined" and Audi enthusiasts are this way ------->> [​IMG]
    #29
  30. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    Car forum?

    Only the most boring of anoraks would be talking about shocks, springs, exhausts, tuning, electrical wiring schematics, tyre pressures, what alloy, that alloy, emissions, leather care, carpet retrimming, re-spraying, engine conversions, remaps, battery life, upgrading to xenons, key fobbe controls, changing my dash to walnut, and hey, maybe driving the car around the track = 24/7.

    However, A-S does cover all the basic anorak skills, plus some friendly banter which does not usually spill over into the main car forums. This is kept to the New members and general chat forums.
    #30
  31. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    AHAHAHA /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

    Nice one NSD flame that twat!
    #31
  32. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    .
    #32
  33. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    Not directed at you was laughing at what NSD was saying matie /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
    #33
  34. neversaydie
    Offline

    neversaydie Post Whore

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2004
    Messages:
    1,755
    Likes Received:
    0
    Pratice makes perfect in e-dramas whilst playing AAO
    #34
  35. CJ A4
    Offline

    CJ A4 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    2,664
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yeah i must get more practice in! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
    #35
  36. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    Ok, start over.

    Hello and welcome to the forum. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
    #36
  37. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    25,989
    Likes Received:
    1,580
    Maybe the title of this thread should be...
    #37
  38. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    Is this better Jo.
    #38

Share This Page