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Emoticons or "Smilies"

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by arthurfuxake, May 23, 2007.

  1. arthurfuxake

    arthurfuxake Controversial & Contradictive

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    We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
    where:

    :) means a smile and

    :( is a frown.

    Sometimes these are represented by

    :)

    :-(

    Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
    Here goes:

    (_!_) a regular ass

    (__!__) a fat ass

    (!) a tight ass

    (_*_) a sore ass

    {_!_} a swishy ass

    (_o_) an ass that's been around

    (_x_) kiss my ass

    (_X_) leave my ass alone

    (_zzz_) a tired ass

    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

    (_?_) Dumb Ass
     
  2. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed!
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    Now THATS quality
     
  3. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed!
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    (_^_) takes it up the ass?
     
  4. arthurfuxake

    arthurfuxake Controversial & Contradictive

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    ROFL!:sex:
     
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    (_£_) Money coming out of his ass.

    (_$_) Having a SH1T
     
  6. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

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    Very funny.
     
  7. james0808

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    Looks like an upside down chineese man.
     

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