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Emoticons or "Smilies"

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  1. arthurfuxake
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    [May 23, 2007]
    We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
    where:

    :) means a smile and

    :( is a frown.

    Sometimes these are represented by

    :)

    :-(

    Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
    Here goes:

    (_!_) a regular ass

    (__!__) a fat ass

    (!) a tight ass

    (_*_) a sore ass

    {_!_} a swishy ass

    (_o_) an ass that's been around

    (_x_) kiss my ass

    (_X_) leave my ass alone

    (_zzz_) a tired ass

    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

    (_?_) Dumb Ass
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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    [May 23, 2007]
    Now THATS quality
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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    [May 23, 2007]
    (_^_) takes it up the ass?
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    [May 24, 2007]
    ROFL!:sex:
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    [May 25, 2007]
    (_£_) Money coming out of his ass.

    (_$_) Having a SH1T
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    [Oct 11, 2007]
    Very funny.
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    [Oct 17, 2007]
    Looks like an upside down chineese man.
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