Aug 13, 2014
Trainee chef when i left school and enjoy cooking
Oh well arnt you just full of surprises
Ive been told I'm like an onion before now. More i have lots of layers rather than smelly and make your eyes water
Is your face that scary???
Careful! Do you not see what it says inside the blue ribbon? you have to respect me and not just for being the superior s3x haha (I am joking BTW)
Time to wake up now darling...
And the blue ribbon you looking at is your blue peter badge for doing sure a good job.... good boy
Oh god quick hide
causing trouble again?
Only with you Paul
my names john
It's naughty to tell lies
I like 'naughty'
show me this tt of yours
sorry i missed the 'i' in the middle
Go stand in front of a mirror and lift your top up you'll see a pair
na its to cold to get my nips out
Awww better wrap up warm don't want your old bones seazing up
your only a year younger
I love my B cups
Great arnt they no back ache and still able to lie on your front
I never lie on my front im too busy playing with them
Oh whilst wearing woman's underwear.... yeah I remember you telling me
Its the lace it just feels so right!
Ohhh so that's what them links were of.... I just thought it was some weird hairy bloke
Trying to work out if you're joking or not..
Im jealous women get to wear them everyday!
Nothing stopping you wearing them under your clothes
I cant stand VPL
Frenchies darling you don't get the problem
I prefer commando i like the breeze
You just like the twitch when you get a cool breeze
Mmmm i have some ice cubes
Haha mind they don't stick
On another note why is it so hard to find a windscreen sticker I want
Im too hot for them to stick
Windscreen sticker? Seriously? What are you after?
Haha your going to look like you wet yourself then
I don't know my last one said sitting pretty
This has taken a downwards turn I see lol
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