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Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by imported_Yaseen, Jan 27, 2005.

  1. Quote: "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm
     
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  3. neversaydie

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    Oh dear! Sounds fun - what SHop was it now?
     
  4. fallmonk

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    i especialy liked the opening head lines
    "A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD from a supermarket were shocked to find a sex film instead. "
    Probably its the 1st time in years either one has saw a live one lol !
     
  5. Dorris day my arse

    The old bhoy wanted to spice his relationship up abit so he swapped the boxes b4 he got home,
    Unfortunately the reaction he got from his wife was'nt quite wat he was lookin for, so he made up an excuse that snowballed out of all proportion........
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  6. bravepilot

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    Ha ha h a ha ha ha haaaaa... That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  7. TDI-line

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    I bet it was his wife who complained to Safeways, not him.
     
  8. RichA3Turbo

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    he would have been loving it! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

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    we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing

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    Whatever! He knew exactly what it was and watched it for the pure enjoyment! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  9. Rob W8

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    Bet he tried to tell her it was just the trailer for 'up and coming' attractions /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  10. jojo

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    I reckon he watched it until he went blind lol. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  11. Broken Byzan

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    I went to buy a porn film and ended up with The Pajama Game!!!!!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    LMAO
     
  12. "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

    I bet it was the most fun the've had in donkeys years....
     
  13. CJ A4

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    I reckon the old boy spanked the monkey when his wife went to sleep.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  14. fallmonk

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    I reckon the old boy spanked the monkey when his wife went to sleep.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

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    Conor your a very sick man lol
    the poor old boy's pacemaker was probably going faster than a RS6 !
     
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    the poor old boy's pacemaker was probably going faster than a RS6 !

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  16. CJ A4

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    Very funny Mick /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     

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