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Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

imported_Yaseen Jan 27, 2005

  1. imported_Yaseen

    imported_Yaseen Guest

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    Quote: "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm
     
  2. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    Oh dear! Sounds fun - what SHop was it now?
     
  3. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    i especialy liked the opening head lines
    "A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD from a supermarket were shocked to find a sex film instead. "
    Probably its the 1st time in years either one has saw a live one lol !
     
  4. imported_disley

    imported_disley Guest

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    Dorris day my arse

    The old bhoy wanted to spice his relationship up abit so he swapped the boxes b4 he got home,
    Unfortunately the reaction he got from his wife was'nt quite wat he was lookin for, so he made up an excuse that snowballed out of all proportion........
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  5. bravepilot

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    Ha ha h a ha ha ha haaaaa... That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  6. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    I bet it was his wife who complained to Safeways, not him.
     
  7. RichA3Turbo

    RichA3Turbo ...Watching you! Staff Member Moderator

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    he would have been loving it! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

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    we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing

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    Whatever! He knew exactly what it was and watched it for the pure enjoyment! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  8. Rob W8

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    Bet he tried to tell her it was just the trailer for 'up and coming' attractions /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  9. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I reckon he watched it until he went blind lol. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  10. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    I went to buy a porn film and ended up with The Pajama Game!!!!!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    LMAO
     
  11. imported_unkle

    imported_unkle Guest

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    "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

    I bet it was the most fun the've had in donkeys years....
     
  12. CJ A4

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    I reckon the old boy spanked the monkey when his wife went to sleep.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  13. fallmonk

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    I reckon the old boy spanked the monkey when his wife went to sleep.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

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    Conor your a very sick man lol
    the poor old boy's pacemaker was probably going faster than a RS6 !
     
  14. imported_Yaseen

    imported_Yaseen Guest

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    the poor old boy's pacemaker was probably going faster than a RS6 !

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  15. CJ A4

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    Very funny Mick /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     

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