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Ebay For sale, take 2 - it only gets better

Discussion in 'A3/S3 Forum (8L Chassis)' started by brasiliangringo, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. brasiliangringo

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  3. <tuffty/>

    <tuffty/> Badger 5 Edition...Its all about the flow...
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    My current favourite line (I cannot be arsed to read it all as it makes my eyes bleed!)

    So... how do you know its rare if you don't actually know what fecking colour it is??? :D

    <tuffty/>
     
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  4. brasiliangringo

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    ^ Yeah its quality isnt it :)
     
  5. Dani_B19

    Dani_B19 Audi-sports own special child.

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    Lame
     
  6. AR-rkon

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    That's Horrific!!!

    though must be said, the suede interior is lovely :)

    Really needs to revisit his GCSE's though:

    plus many others... :lmfao:
     
  7. Adam Davis

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    I want the blue alcantara interior so bad. Only thing worth having on the car. Gash
     
  8. morgan306

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    What excellent grammar,I wonder where he was when his mates were in school...
     
  9. kwistof

    kwistof South East Events Moderator
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    If those seats were/are heated then I seriously want them along with the interior trim to go with it- other than that the car is a pile of **** IMO
     
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    hes prob just off the boat
     
  11. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    hahaha made me do a loud giggle!
     
  12. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    LOL!!
     
  13. The Doctor

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    I couldn't be arsed to read all that ****! Made my eyes sore just trying to READ ALL THE BLOODY CAPITAL LETTERS, let alone the spelin mis-steaks. But worst of all - that rear spoiler! Why, why, why?
     
  14. StaceyS3

    StaceyS3 Well-Known Member

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    So tempting to send him a link to these threads lol

    Might learn something on writing an ad and have the slightest chance of selling that :puke:
     
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    Sad thing is, I see an increasing number of indigenous English people with poor English. Very often the foreigner's fresh off the boat have a better standard of English than the natives. I've interviewed plenty of 20-30 year olds in the last few years to form that opinion.

    Getting back on topic - the advert sucks, I think the car looks ok, not sure what it's like close-up though.
     
  16. beanoir

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    is that Borat's son?
     
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    If you don't Stace I will mate!!
     
  18. vfr800

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    god it's hard to resist the urge to become a troll and give this guy some abuse ...
     
  19. AR-rkon

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    gotta love peoples stupidity when it comes to physics.

    Spoiler on a FWD car :lmfao:
     
  20. ruffrida

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    Is this guy for real!!

    It would of looked better crashing it into Halfords like all the saxo and corsa boys.

    Its such a shame that some people take all there time and money to make a shed, if he wanted a decent looking shed should of gone to B&Q.

    Proper tool
     
  21. Prawn

    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    Steady on a minute there Rob.....

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    Hold on Prawn, how could you put pictures of nice-looking and well handy cars in a thread such as this? Even if you do make a valid point, this is a thread for the shed only!!
     
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    my mate is breaking a s3 with the same interior adam
     
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    Someone has made an offer.... anyone off here?:ninja:
     
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    ok ill admit it
    it was me £250 he rejected my offer god knows why.
     
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    ill take a look at this tonight looks like a laugh
     
  28. Lemon S3

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    Wow how can you misspell complaints that badly?!
     
  29. murran

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    jesus, i cant read all those capital letters with no punctuation or paragraphs.
    i can read the first line then my eyes de-focus, then it just becomes a magic eye picture and im sure i can see two sea lions mating......
     
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    Hahaha

    But nick, those seat's have been set up properly with front splitters/canards and diffusers, just sticking a hooning great spoiler on will potentially:

    A- increase drag (thus lower performance)
    B- put more downforce on the rear (if it happens to be set up right) and lighten the front end making it handle like a shipping trolley lol
     
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    That guy should be banned from modifying cars and given a saxo or something!! love how he's in the pic too, "i love myself thiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss much"
     
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    He's bought an R32 glad I didn't buy one now haha
     
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    Sellers name got me laughing wullie1000 sounds like a sex toy!:laugh:
     
  34. jamieA3

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    this made me lol. I'm going to make him an offer of a quid and see if I get ' lucky '
     
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    I think this makes me a troll :readit: shed.jpg
     
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    This is jinuinly de bast traed me red in arges........lol I couldn't stop laughing at his spelling and all your comments. I bet he was buzzing when he got an offer to see it was 1.99 ! I was crying with laughter.

    Tuffty does it hurt your head seeing his best attempt at spelling and you can't edit it ? :)

    If he was closer to Nottingham I would go view it and secret video it for a laugh....... This has made my weekend , legend.


    Sean
     
  37. jamieA3

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    lol. its official ! We are all internet trolls :sly:.
     
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    I love the line

    " i would be surprised if many audi owners have gone to the extent i have gone to but it was WORHT it"

    The fact he can spell surprised and not worth lol
     
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    What's the betting that chain around his neck is 24 carat glass-reinforced plastic?

    Dude... "i cant" #facepalm :nyah:

    ;)

    R
     
  40. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I can't believe people like that interior, it's horrendous.
     
  41. s33nyboy12

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    I have that interior on my s3 and everyone comments how good it looks, my car is black though. I have original purchase invoice from bartels gmbh and it was £1400 extra. Interior is only good thing about his car.

    Sean
     
  42. Benjiman46

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    Just offered him 0.99p

    It wouldn't let me put 0.17p... So I've gone slightly over-budget.
     

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