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Ebay For sale, take 2 - it only gets better

brasiliangringo Aug 21, 2012

  1. <tuffty/>

    <tuffty/> Badger 5 Edition...Its all about the flow... Staff Member Moderator Audi S3

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    My current favourite line (I cannot be arsed to read it all as it makes my eyes bleed!)

    So... how do you know its rare if you don't actually know what fecking colour it is??? :D

    <tuffty/>
     
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  2. ^ Yeah its quality isnt it :)
     
  3. Dani_B19

    Dani_B19 Audi-sports own special child.

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    Lame
     
  4. AR-rkon

    AR-rkon Mod back in a "B" Staff Member Moderator Regional Rep Team V6 Team Silver Audi A6 Audi A4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    That's Horrific!!!

    though must be said, the suede interior is lovely :)

    Really needs to revisit his GCSE's though:

    plus many others... :lmfao:
     
  5. Adam Davis

    Adam Davis Member

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    I want the blue alcantara interior so bad. Only thing worth having on the car. Gash
     
  6. morgan306

    morgan306 Member

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    What excellent grammar,I wonder where he was when his mates were in school...
     
  7. kwistof

    kwistof South East Events Moderator Regional Rep

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    If those seats were/are heated then I seriously want them along with the interior trim to go with it- other than that the car is a pile of **** IMO
     
  8. hades-

    hades- Yorkshire & Humber Rep. Regional Rep VCDS Map User

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    hes prob just off the boat
     
  9. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    hahaha made me do a loud giggle!
     
  10. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    LOL!!
     
  11. The Doctor

    The Doctor Well-Known Member

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    I couldn't be arsed to read all that ****! Made my eyes sore just trying to READ ALL THE BLOODY CAPITAL LETTERS, let alone the spelin mis-steaks. But worst of all - that rear spoiler! Why, why, why?
     
  12. StaceyS3

    StaceyS3 Well-Known Member

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    So tempting to send him a link to these threads lol

    Might learn something on writing an ad and have the slightest chance of selling that :puke:
     
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  13. firestorm

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    Sad thing is, I see an increasing number of indigenous English people with poor English. Very often the foreigner's fresh off the boat have a better standard of English than the natives. I've interviewed plenty of 20-30 year olds in the last few years to form that opinion.

    Getting back on topic - the advert sucks, I think the car looks ok, not sure what it's like close-up though.
     
  14. beanoir

    beanoir Large Member

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    is that Borat's son?
     
  15. beanoir

    beanoir Large Member

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    If you don't Stace I will mate!!
     
  16. vfr800

    vfr800 Active Member Team Dolphin Grey quattro Audi S3 Audi A6

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    god it's hard to resist the urge to become a troll and give this guy some abuse ...
     
  17. AR-rkon

    AR-rkon Mod back in a "B" Staff Member Moderator Regional Rep Team V6 Team Silver Audi A6 Audi A4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    gotta love peoples stupidity when it comes to physics.

    Spoiler on a FWD car :lmfao:
     
  18. ruffrida

    ruffrida Well-Known Member

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    Is this guy for real!!

    It would of looked better crashing it into Halfords like all the saxo and corsa boys.

    Its such a shame that some people take all there time and money to make a shed, if he wanted a decent looking shed should of gone to B&Q.

    Proper tool
     
  19. Prawn

    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    Steady on a minute there Rob.....

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  20. [Dave B]

    [Dave B] Daddy

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    Hold on Prawn, how could you put pictures of nice-looking and well handy cars in a thread such as this? Even if you do make a valid point, this is a thread for the shed only!!
     
  21. stevegti2

    stevegti2 Member

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    my mate is breaking a s3 with the same interior adam
     
  22. moredoor

    moredoor Member

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    Someone has made an offer.... anyone off here?:ninja:
     
  23. hades-

    hades- Yorkshire & Humber Rep. Regional Rep VCDS Map User

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    ok ill admit it
    it was me £250 he rejected my offer god knows why.
     
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  24. Colly

    Colly Member

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    ill take a look at this tonight looks like a laugh
     
  25. Lemon S3

    Lemon S3 Alex

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    Wow how can you misspell complaints that badly?!
     
  26. murran

    murran Well-Known Member

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    jesus, i cant read all those capital letters with no punctuation or paragraphs.
    i can read the first line then my eyes de-focus, then it just becomes a magic eye picture and im sure i can see two sea lions mating......
     
  27. AR-rkon

    AR-rkon Mod back in a "B" Staff Member Moderator Regional Rep Team V6 Team Silver Audi A6 Audi A4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Hahaha

    But nick, those seat's have been set up properly with front splitters/canards and diffusers, just sticking a hooning great spoiler on will potentially:

    A- increase drag (thus lower performance)
    B- put more downforce on the rear (if it happens to be set up right) and lighten the front end making it handle like a shipping trolley lol
     
  28. Diesel Quattro

    Diesel Quattro Member

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    That guy should be banned from modifying cars and given a saxo or something!! love how he's in the pic too, "i love myself thiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss much"
     
  29. Colly

    Colly Member

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    He's bought an R32 glad I didn't buy one now haha
     
  30. MURRAYS444

    MURRAYS444 Member

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    Sellers name got me laughing wullie1000 sounds like a sex toy!:laugh:
     
  31. jamieA3

    jamieA3 Member

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    this made me lol. I'm going to make him an offer of a quid and see if I get ' lucky '
     
  32. jamieA3

    jamieA3 Member

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    I think this makes me a troll :readit: shed.jpg
     
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  33. s33nyboy12

    s33nyboy12 Well-Known Member

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    This is jinuinly de bast traed me red in arges........lol I couldn't stop laughing at his spelling and all your comments. I bet he was buzzing when he got an offer to see it was 1.99 ! I was crying with laughter.

    Tuffty does it hurt your head seeing his best attempt at spelling and you can't edit it ? :)

    If he was closer to Nottingham I would go view it and secret video it for a laugh....... This has made my weekend , legend.


    Sean
     
  34. jamieA3

    jamieA3 Member

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    lol. its official ! We are all internet trolls :sly:.
     
  35. marantz2

    marantz2 New Member

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    I love the line

    " i would be surprised if many audi owners have gone to the extent i have gone to but it was WORHT it"

    The fact he can spell surprised and not worth lol
     
  36. FactionOne

    FactionOne Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    What's the betting that chain around his neck is 24 carat glass-reinforced plastic?

    Dude... "i cant" #facepalm :nyah:

    ;)

    R
     
  37. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I can't believe people like that interior, it's horrendous.
     
  38. s33nyboy12

    s33nyboy12 Well-Known Member

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    I have that interior on my s3 and everyone comments how good it looks, my car is black though. I have original purchase invoice from bartels gmbh and it was £1400 extra. Interior is only good thing about his car.

    Sean
     
  39. Benjiman46

    Benjiman46 R-Tech Terrorist

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    Just offered him 0.99p

    It wouldn't let me put 0.17p... So I've gone slightly over-budget.
     

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