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Eating too many Satsumas

rhubarb4 Dec 11, 2012

  1. rhubarb4

    rhubarb4 Certified Audi nutter Gold Supporter Team Silver Audi S3 quattro

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    Help I've had about 10 today and it got me wondering if it could be dangerous to carry on in this way, as I've heard if you eat more than 7 bananas it can be fatal, I love Satsumas and I'm getting concerned about eating so many in 24hrs. My finger tips and nails have started to turn orange.


    Does anybody know?

    Thing is I heard that's why you can't buy more than 7 Bananas at Tesco at once, which got me thinking about the whole Satsumas situation. I think the main problem is that it is basically like eating water, so you need a few to feel mentally satisfied Perhaps if I start eating the skin as well then I won't need as many?

    I'm wondering if I can get Satsuma poisoning. I'm in such a pickle and really don't know what to do :readit:


    chris.
     
  2. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    :lmfao: seriously?
     
  3. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    You'll be ****ting through the eye of a needle tomorrow. Apart from that, you need to get out more and invest in chocolate as its better then satsumas..
     
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  4. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    lol! what he said plus one lol! jeez!
     
  5. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    Lol chris, you seriously need to watch what your eating, too much fruit is not good for you. The recommend intake per day is Five portions of fruit/vegetables. You need to have other nutrients as well. :) x
     
  6. rhubarb4

    rhubarb4 Certified Audi nutter Gold Supporter Team Silver Audi S3 quattro

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    Haha chocolate orange
     
  7. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    more like blood orange...............:sadlike:
     
  8. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    Here is a hint to what is most likely to happen.

    When you go into the little room to take a seat its going to sound like you are emptying a fish tank :yes:
     
  9. WilkoS5

    WilkoS5 Member

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    :laugh: :iagree:

    I was thinking "a flock of seagulls"
     
  10. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    He may however, make the same level of noise and mess :icon_thumright:
     
  11. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i used to be named the 'satsuma kid' as a toddler. i turned out ok, didnt i?
     
  12. plymouthaudi

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    What an interesting convocation. I looked on a packet and 2 satsumas are one of your five a day so I would stick to that amount and save on the toilet roll.
     
  13. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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  14. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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  15. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    The bananna myth is simply that, a myth.

    I spose you have a reverse enema to look forward to tomorrow :puke:
     
  16. James TQ

    James TQ Member

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    really made me chuckle, i eat alot of tuna and that can give you mercury poisoning :/
     
  17. mookster

    mookster Active Member quattro

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    So 10 is a winner. I'm a fan of satsumas too, though I can't stand clementines :think:
     
  18. silver_vw

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    Just noticed this lol thread, plenty of bum gravy ready for xmas!
     
  19. Audi Dynamik

    Audi Dynamik Well-Known Member

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    Well this is a different post i must admit !:scared2: .... You best get this done quickly,
    Write your will, go and buy a Solar Orange Audi and hope for the best :icon_thumright:
     

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