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Eating too many Satsumas

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    Help I've had about 10 today and it got me wondering if it could be dangerous to carry on in this way, as I've heard if you eat more than 7 bananas it can be fatal, I love Satsumas and I'm getting concerned about eating so many in 24hrs. My finger tips and nails have started to turn orange.


    Does anybody know?

    Thing is I heard that's why you can't buy more than 7 Bananas at Tesco at once, which got me thinking about the whole Satsumas situation. I think the main problem is that it is basically like eating water, so you need a few to feel mentally satisfied Perhaps if I start eating the skin as well then I won't need as many?

    I'm wondering if I can get Satsuma poisoning. I'm in such a pickle and really don't know what to do :readit:


    chris.
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    [Dec 11, 2012]
    You'll be ****ting through the eye of a needle tomorrow. Apart from that, you need to get out more and invest in chocolate as its better then satsumas..
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    lol! what he said plus one lol! jeez!
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    Lol chris, you seriously need to watch what your eating, too much fruit is not good for you. The recommend intake per day is Five portions of fruit/vegetables. You need to have other nutrients as well. :) x
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    Haha chocolate orange
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    more like blood orange...............:sadlike:
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    Here is a hint to what is most likely to happen.

    When you go into the little room to take a seat its going to sound like you are emptying a fish tank :yes:
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    :laugh: :iagree:

    I was thinking "a flock of seagulls"
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    He may however, make the same level of noise and mess :icon_thumright:
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    [Dec 12, 2012]
    i used to be named the 'satsuma kid' as a toddler. i turned out ok, didnt i?
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    What an interesting convocation. I looked on a packet and 2 satsumas are one of your five a day so I would stick to that amount and save on the toilet roll.
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    [Dec 12, 2012]
    The bananna myth is simply that, a myth.

    I spose you have a reverse enema to look forward to tomorrow :puke:
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    really made me chuckle, i eat alot of tuna and that can give you mercury poisoning :/
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    So 10 is a winner. I'm a fan of satsumas too, though I can't stand clementines :think:
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    [Dec 22, 2012]
    Just noticed this lol thread, plenty of bum gravy ready for xmas!
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    Well this is a different post i must admit !:scared2: .... You best get this done quickly,
    Write your will, go and buy a Solar Orange Audi and hope for the best :icon_thumright:
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