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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by voorhees, May 22, 2006.

  1. voorhees
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    You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
    and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider
    for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?


    Which is the correct choice?






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    Why take unnecessary risks?
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  2. amb276s3
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    good grief, wheres my tissues...ahem
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    giz a sniff of yer saddle... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
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    Oh boy only filthy thoughts going though my head at this point /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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    Fantastic..... Hubba Hubba Hubba
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    I wonder if the young lady in that picture is aware that pretty much every bloke that spends time on the internet has seen her or if she's been sent the pic of herself... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif
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    Wheres Bainsy's comment.
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Wheres Bainsy's comment.

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    Give him another 5 minutes to finish off /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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    i cant help looking at this pic every 10mins or so, blimey what a butt
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I wonder if the young lady in that picture is aware that pretty much every bloke that spends time on the internet has seen her or if she's been sent the pic of herself... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif

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    And then probably asked someone if her ass looked fat.
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    What an ass. Loving the VPL action /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif

    Looks like the fat one in the pic could be out walking her dog.......... and is carrying a bag of shtie /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
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    i like the mmmmmmmmmmm im luvin it (poster) lol
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    Follow that for 2 miles? I was thinking more like 2 days.
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Nice VPL / Thong...... so thats one for us lads..... so ladies, it's only fair you get a pic....

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    HOPPY i was nearly sick looking at that !
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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?

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    if he was that rich, he'd have the fat sucked out of him

    or perhaps that's what she's for?
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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?

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    come on guys, lets be rational here, we dont even know what SHE looks like from the front though do we??!!
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?

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    come on guys, lets be rational here, we dont even know what SHE looks like from the front though do we??!!

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    or him /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif only joking GODDAMMIT
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?

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    come on guys, lets be rational here, we dont even know what SHE looks like from the front though do we??!!

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    Fair point but do you always look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire......
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    Looks like Chris Moyles to me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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    That just makes me sick man!
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Looks like Chris Moyles to me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    Blimmey u pay close attention hey? lol
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    [​IMG]


    LOL

    Just shows whats under a kilt
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    Check out that butt


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    Thats better for us females
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    dont see any balls on the pitch do u?
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Looks like Chris Moyles to me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    Blimmey u pay close attention hey? lol

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    What does his "sophie" look like from the rear? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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    sophie wot?? lol
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Check out that butt


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    Thats better for us females

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    will u stop postin pics of mi a$$, ppl will talk /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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    Ha Ha Ha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif @ missvipers pic....

    So with the look on it's face, whats the best caption for the monkey......
    any starters for ten ?
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    'do you like my crimped hair and tube up me ar$e look?'
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    I think he's saying "Damn ....shafted again!"
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    jeeze I'm getting begged for porn pics of Jake Gyllenhaal for my friend for her mobile phone!

    BTW, mine is better than that LOL
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