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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by voorhees, May 22, 2006.

  1. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator
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    You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
    and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider
    for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?


    Which is the correct choice?






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    Why take unnecessary risks?
     
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  3. amb276s3

    amb276s3 bird spotter

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    good grief, wheres my tissues...ahem
     
  4. myzeneye

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    giz a sniff of yer saddle... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  5. Rev-head

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    Oh boy only filthy thoughts going though my head at this point /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  6. hop2407

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    Fantastic..... Hubba Hubba Hubba
     
  7. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    I wonder if the young lady in that picture is aware that pretty much every bloke that spends time on the internet has seen her or if she's been sent the pic of herself... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif
     
  8. TDI-line

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    Wheres Bainsy's comment.
     
  9. jojo

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Wheres Bainsy's comment.

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    Give him another 5 minutes to finish off /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  10. amb276s3

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    i cant help looking at this pic every 10mins or so, blimey what a butt
     
  11. OutLore

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    I wonder if the young lady in that picture is aware that pretty much every bloke that spends time on the internet has seen her or if she's been sent the pic of herself... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif

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    And then probably asked someone if her ass looked fat.
     
  12. C_Audiboy

    C_Audiboy Vroom Vroom

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    What an ass. Loving the VPL action /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif

    Looks like the fat one in the pic could be out walking her dog.......... and is carrying a bag of shtie /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
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    i like the mmmmmmmmmmm im luvin it (poster) lol
     
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    Follow that for 2 miles? I was thinking more like 2 days.
     
  15. hop2407

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    Nice VPL / Thong...... so thats one for us lads..... so ladies, it's only fair you get a pic....

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    HOPPY i was nearly sick looking at that !
     
  17. hop2407

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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?

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    if he was that rich, he'd have the fat sucked out of him

    or perhaps that's what she's for?
     
  19. S4_dan

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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?

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    come on guys, lets be rational here, we dont even know what SHE looks like from the front though do we??!!
     
  20. voorhees

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?

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    come on guys, lets be rational here, we dont even know what SHE looks like from the front though do we??!!

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    or him /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif only joking GODDAMMIT
     
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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?

    [​IMG]

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    come on guys, lets be rational here, we dont even know what SHE looks like from the front though do we??!!

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    Fair point but do you always look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire......
     
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  23. neil.c

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    Looks like Chris Moyles to me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  24. missviper

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    That just makes me sick man!
     
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    Looks like Chris Moyles to me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    Blimmey u pay close attention hey? lol
     
  26. missviper

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    [​IMG]


    LOL

    Just shows whats under a kilt
     
  27. missviper

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    Check out that butt


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    Thats better for us females
     
  28. The Slug

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    dont see any balls on the pitch do u?
     
  29. neil.c

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    Looks like Chris Moyles to me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    Blimmey u pay close attention hey? lol

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    What does his "sophie" look like from the rear? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
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    sophie wot?? lol
     
  31. missviper

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    Check out that butt


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    Thats better for us females

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  32. The Slug

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    will u stop postin pics of mi a$$, ppl will talk /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
  33. missviper

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    Ha Ha Ha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif @ missvipers pic....

    So with the look on it's face, whats the best caption for the monkey......
    any starters for ten ?
     
  35. voorhees

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    'do you like my crimped hair and tube up me ar$e look?'
     
  36. CJ A4

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    I think he's saying "Damn ....shafted again!"
     
  37. Khufu

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    jeeze I'm getting begged for porn pics of Jake Gyllenhaal for my friend for her mobile phone!

    BTW, mine is better than that LOL
     

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