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Doner Kebab

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Onlyme, Dec 22, 2007.

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    [Dec 22, 2007]
    Items needed
    10 Pints of larger
    3 whisky Chasers
    1 Doner Kebab Shop

    Firstly go to your nearest pub and down 1 or possibly two beers depending on the state of the birds, If no birds in pub or there not upto much move on to step two

    Step Two
    Move on too next pub drink copious amounts of larger

    Step Three
    If not too drunk try a nightclub and carry on drinking

    Step four
    Leave nightclub in a drunken stupor, if too pissed and unable to pull a bird or a moose stagger along high street until you find a kebab shop

    Step Five
    The choice is yours, Chile sauce, salad, salt and vinegar on the chips its up to you to decide.

    Step Five
    Get in a cab and tell him to take you home whilst you munch on your kebab spilling most of it all over yourself and the seats.

    Step Six
    The following Day wash your hands as much as you like your not going to get rid of that kebab smell untill a week saturday :scared2:
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    [Dec 23, 2007]
    if you pull a moose take her home and do the dirty and then spend all week washing your hands but not able to get rid of the smell of her off your fingers :puke2:
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    [Dec 26, 2007]
    You two have issues.
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    [Dec 28, 2007]
    You leave us alone we know what we are talking about we are men of the world
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    [Dec 28, 2007]
    You forgot Step 5 part B

    Purchase Chicken Burger incase kebab isnt enough to satisfy your lust for greasy food, forget about Chicken burger, find blue Chicken Burger one week later in shoes, coat pocket, laundry basket etc etc...
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    [Dec 30, 2007]
    Happy new year Bainsboy.

    [​IMG]
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    [Dec 30, 2007]
    She looks like a shish kebab kinda bird tdi ( there very pricey as its real lamb on skewers ) which isnt such a bad thing but you have to wait about 20 minutes for one of those which when everyone around you is pissed as a parrot isnt such a good idea because thats how fights start, I could just get the cab to take us both home though rather than stop for a kebab and shag her brains out before being sick and passing out.

    Unkle I know yu have travelled a bit but any kind of chicken purchased from a kebab shop in the UK is usually ***** especially chicken Kebab with garlic sauce on it gord knows where they get the chicken from but it definately aint chicken
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