An Israeli doctor said "Medicine in my country is so advanced. We can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 6 weeks". German doctor said "Thats nothing! We can take a lung from one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks". The English doctor said "Hah! We can take an arsehole from Scotland, put him in 10 Downing St and have half the ******* country looking for work within 24 hours!"