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Doctor Doctor

Rev-head Mar 21, 2006

  1. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Man goes to see a doctor:

    Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"



    Man - "I've got an orange w illy!"



    Doc - "What?"



    Man - "My w illy - it's turned orange."



    Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"



    Man - "Not really"



    Doc - "What about stress at work?"



    Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"



    Doc - "That sounds very stressful."



    Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"



    Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"



    Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got."



    Doc - "That sounds stressful"



    Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."



    Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"



    Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

    Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

    Man - "Watch p o r n and eat Wotsits."
     
  2. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    good one, not really good enough to take away the tuesday boredom over here though!
     
  3. beaker

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    Sounds like Bainsyboy's medical history.
     
  4. TDI-line

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    Sounds like Bainsyboy's medical history.

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  5. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Was thinking the same thing /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  6. bainsyboy

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    Rev-head if i find out you are my doctor i will sue the rs of you due to the patient doctor bill, IE you dont go telling the world my health problems
     
  7. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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  9. bainsyboy

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    Word of warning, do not try any prawn cocktail crisps whilst watching pron if you want your marriage to survive especially when they ban us from washing our **** turpins due to to the water shortage.

    P.S my wife now loves wotsits, she gets the flavour but not the calories, its a win win situation
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