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Doctor, Doctor!!!............

The Slug Mar 13, 2006

  1. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    .......i cant feel mi legs!!










    Thats because we've chopped ya arms off............
     
  2. bainsyboy

    bainsyboy Guest

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    o dear you must have some work to do surely

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been
    run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his
    face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

    What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

    "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

    "That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you,
    he must have had something in his hand."

    "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible
    lickin' he gave me with it."

    "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you
    have something in your hand?"

    "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's left breast, and a thing of
    beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
     
  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif .. excellent....
     
  4. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    fancy hijacking my thread hey lol
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Very good...both of them! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     

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