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Doctor, Doctor!!!............

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Slug, Mar 13, 2006.

  1. The Slug
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    [Mar 13, 2006]
    .......i cant feel mi legs!!










    Thats because we've chopped ya arms off............
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  2. bainsyboy
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    o dear you must have some work to do surely

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been
    run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his
    face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

    What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

    "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

    "That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you,
    he must have had something in his hand."

    "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible
    lickin' he gave me with it."

    "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you
    have something in your hand?"

    "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's left breast, and a thing of
    beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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    [Mar 13, 2006]
    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif .. excellent....
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    [Mar 13, 2006]
    fancy hijacking my thread hey lol
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    [Mar 13, 2006]
    Very good...both of them! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
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