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Disappointed !!!!

lee2269 Jun 28, 2013

  1. lee2269

    lee2269 New Member

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    Hi guys just got my my self a audi s3 sportback my12
    Put a stage 2+ on it on Thursday itg full miltek loba pump apr map, anyway nipped out to McDonalds
    There I found a clamped out corsa with a body kit and bean can on the back pull out of McDonalds on to dual carriageway the car wasted me it was a embarrassment what did he have in it
     
  2. DJ-S3

    DJ-S3 Active Member

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    Thats where your going wrong. McDonald's! Like chav central!!
     
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  3. DJ-S3

    DJ-S3 Active Member

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    But back to the point, could be anything. I had a mate who put a s3 bam engine in a polo running 270bhp! Now that thing moved. Well when you got it into 4th gear as it just spun up in 1st 2nd and 3rd!
     
  4. Chillout

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    how much did you eat at the big M ?
     
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  5. gilberto

    gilberto Member

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    Nice first post.
     
  6. DJ-S3

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    Me?? Nothing. I don't eat there because after 30minutes I'm hungry again. Lol.
     
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  7. T-800

    T-800 Well-Known Member Team Mythos VCDS Map User Team Tornado Audi RS3 quattro DSG

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    Could've had the Calibra turbo engine in it, seems popular with the corsa crowd !! Still difficult to believe it out run your S3 though ?!
     
  8. Chillout

    Chillout Active Member

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    Don't worry it will be in field near you on its roof soon !
     
  9. mjr901

    mjr901 Parts Manager - (Main Dealer) Gold Supporter Audi S3 Audi Main Dealer

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    Just ask yourself, where would you rather be sitting?

    In a K reg'd corsa with red/pink faded paint, more chicken wire than a chicken farm and it cam'd up beyond belief so it can't idle properly.

    Or

    In a luscious S3 which shouts a 'phat' wallet and style.....

    You my friend, have had the last laugh here...
     
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  10. lee2269

    lee2269 New Member

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    May be its the 5 double cheese burgers I eat before I left
     
  11. TDI140

    TDI140 Well-Known Member

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    Ur s3 got left by a corsa thats shocking, my cousin is s*** driver he got left by a focus st170 and he was driving an m3 e46 lol maybe you were too full of bigmac's to race ?
     
  12. TDI140

    TDI140 Well-Known Member

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    But seriously that corsa must have something impressive under the hood
     
  13. mjr901

    mjr901 Parts Manager - (Main Dealer) Gold Supporter Audi S3 Audi Main Dealer

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    2.0 redtop= lots of power

    Corsa= rust bucket, no weight.


    Power to weight...very good!

    Audi S3, a luxury heavy car.

    Power to weight....not bad after tuning, but it's no Ariel Atom...
     
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  14. lee2269

    lee2269 New Member

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    It can't be my driving mines a dsg rev and go it must have had a red top turbo with some serious mods
     
  15. coreythorny

    coreythorny Active Member

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    Will be a C20let or Z20let conversion guaranteed.

    Theyre all running around 300bhp and 300ft/lbs and weigh about 1tonne each. Very quick cars
     
  16. box500

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    A better driver ?

    or maybe your map isn't enabled or your handbrake was on :tapedshut:
     
  17. lee2269

    lee2269 New Member

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    The maps perfect made such a difference, only if it was raining 4wd vs 2wd
     
  18. Richh999

    Richh999 Member

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    Maybe you can't drive??

    I have a classic mini that has a 1.8VVC 160 engine in the back, that thing shifts so fast as it only wieghts about 600kg, need ot get it to a strip soon.. Was looking at putting a Vaux V6 in it..

    Either way it may have an impressive motor in/your not driving very well or it didn't actually happen???
     
  19. Nathan_jones2002

    Nathan_jones2002 V8 - only sound a man needs

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    I know of a lot of very quick old corsas mate... At performance vauxhall last year there were many road legal ones getting close to 10 second quarter miles...

    i also know of a impreza engined corsa C. Very, very quick... They are cheap to build and get impressive results...

    again, where would you rather be sitting.
     
  20. J3NKO

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    Haha - this made me laugh. I can imagine the smug look on his face as you disappeared in his rear view.

    You can never tell and a classic case of judging a book by its cover but its still a shed mate!

    Its all well and good getting quick quarter miles mate but if your ride looks pants, I'd rather walk :rock:

    Let him have his victory but invite him to slowly drive by a group of pretty girls and see how many knickers drop for the S3 over the corsa

    :kissmyrings:
     
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  21. gogz s3

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    Driver error, simples!
     
  22. wuta3

    wuta3 Well-Known Member

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    You thought you were in second but you hit 4th ... dat lag
     
  23. Avantsline

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    Probably a red top with nos lol
     
  24. Jackie Brown

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    ..either

    1 - you can't drive

    2 - the remap is ****, or

    3 - you did some effeminate driving like a woman, and not a lesbian, cos they actually drive like men (well the butch ones do)

    4 - please log your car with VCDS (advanced measuring values - N75/Lambda/Knock Corr/RPM/Load etc) and post here
     
  25. Jackie Brown

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    Oh APR remap - must be you then ;)
     
  26. The Governor

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    Wise words. Whenever I drive around in my BE Quattro there's just a long line of women all bringing themselves off as I pass by.

    The wife isn't too impressed mind.
     
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  27. ramp1990

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    I used to own a corsa and be on corsanet or whatever it was called and a bloke was running 370bhp 2.0turbo redtop and it weighs half a ton soo lol
     
  28. turbonutz

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    Lose some weight with ripping out yoir interrior and doors and cut roof off and get some lighweigh clutch flywheel and wheels aswell as stage 3 remap and loik for him again. At least might bring looks of your car to corsa level and maybe ligh enough to keep up haa.
     
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