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Dirty vans......

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by smitch, Feb 17, 2007.

  1. smitch
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    [Feb 17, 2007]
    Saw a white van yesterday with "Cleaned by the NHS" written in the grime on the back of it. :lmfao:

    What's the best quip you peeps have spotted?????
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    [Feb 17, 2007]
    saw one the other day with "asylum seekers inside" written on the back with an intel like ring round it....Made me smile lol
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    [Feb 17, 2007]
    I had written on the back of mine a few weeks ago "If you can read this then i must have lost my caravan" I had a good one last year it was the usual "i wish my wife was as dirty as this van " but someone had wrote underneath "she is ask you brother"
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    [Feb 17, 2007]
    lol haha
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    [Feb 17, 2007]
    Another one i had before was "free airbag test hit here" with and arrow pointed down to the back bumper ,you can tell i dont was the van much !!!
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    [Feb 17, 2007]
    I saw one last week that had "man love rules" someone else saw Top Gear LOL
    Another good one was on a Toyota Pickup which said "Smile your skid ends here!"
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    [Feb 17, 2007]
    Heart of gold
    Nerves of steel
    Nob of butter

    Was the funniest i've seen, and you usually get 'more drops than santa' around xmas....
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    [Feb 17, 2007]
    Some of these are well funny. Was getting a bored of seeing the usual "clean me" ones
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    [Feb 17, 2007]
    "If its rocking dont come knocking"
    then under
    "Dont laugh you daughter may be inside!"
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    [Feb 18, 2007]
    'Wanted, apprentice for job as mudflap. Must be willing to travel' seen on van with one mudflap. I laughed.
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    [Feb 18, 2007]
    Should be 'must be flexible and willing to travel'.

    I remember years ago seeing 'free Arthur Fowler' when he was in prison on Eastenders. Classic.
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    [Feb 19, 2007]
    i once saw a white van which has a drawing of a man with a big knob looking like he was humping the "O" in the title

    something like "O'Brians" lol
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    [Feb 19, 2007]
    funnyness
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    [Feb 19, 2007]
    "Also available in white" is a classic and I'll give another vote for the "I wish my wife was this dirty" line and follow-up. I've also seen one that says "imagine what my pants are like" :puke:
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    [Feb 20, 2007]
    Saw another one this morning: somebody had written "off" in the dirt next to the numberplate, which was "XX00 FAK"

    FAK OFF!
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    [Feb 20, 2007]
    On the back of a Securicor 'meat wagon' the morning after the climax to the last series of I'm a Celebrity was "I'm a prisoner, get me out of here"...raised a smile.
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    [Feb 20, 2007]
    Not quite a van story, but at work we now have white trailers to stop environmentalists noticing its really a tesco trailer. The guys have taken to writing tesco stealth trailer on them.Made me laugh
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    [Feb 20, 2007]
    Are you serious? Environmentalists are targetting Tesco trailers? What for?
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    [Feb 20, 2007]
    they recon 1 out of 3 trailers is a Tesco trailer or some such statistic.All of the new units and trailers are going to be plain white with no livery to identify them at all

    Tho, Tesco will own the world soon so does it matter !!!
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    [Feb 24, 2007]
    On wednesday ,i saw a sticker on the back of a van which was made up in the style of a hows my driving sticker,which read "driving courtiously ?? --please report stolen" and i saw last year a coach with a sticker on its bumper which read " hows my driving ??? dont call us we know what he's like already " I took a picture of it and will post up if i can find it !!
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    [Mar 12, 2007]
    Seen on the way home tonight: "For sale: one sponge, hardly used" :)
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    [Mar 12, 2007]
    saw one today said also comes in white!
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    [Mar 12, 2007]
    soz already been said!!
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    [Mar 12, 2007]
    Seen "Free Arthur Fowler"

    Today: "My Wife's Much Dirtier"
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    [Mar 13, 2007]
    Don't wash me - plant something
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    [Mar 13, 2007]
    :) :)
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    [Mar 13, 2007]
    "I wish my wife was this dirty"
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    The best of all is nothing written. The best is a shape of a COCK and BALSS. Nothing better in my opinion!
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    [Mar 13, 2007]
    I am thinking we should start a sticky pics thread of things seen writen on the side of dirty vans!
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    [Mar 13, 2007]
    What sort of site do you take this for??? :p
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    [Mar 13, 2007]
    Not on a van but on the back of a peugeot someone had drawn a speech bubble to the lion's mouth with "GRRRR" in it, which was funny in itself, but below that someone had written "easy tiger!"
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    [Mar 13, 2007]
    I think he's been chatting with Silver75, it'll be all about nadia and man-love next
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    [Mar 13, 2007]
    I reckon every member that sees a dirty white van should write Free Arthur Fowler that way we can see how many members read this thread, call it market reserach
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    [Aug 31, 2007]
    Spotted this morning, scrawled in the back of a Slovakian artic:

    "I'm full of illegal immigrants"
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    [Aug 31, 2007]
    Ah, but if you see something like that - you should add "with every 5 litres of optimax"
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    [Aug 31, 2007]
    [​IMG]

    :sex:
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    [Aug 31, 2007]
    Best one I can remember seeing was on a white van -

    "Do not wash, potatoes planted"
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    [Aug 31, 2007]
    I just told the guys in the office this and we cracked up seeing as we all work for the NHS :) it was very relavent.
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    [Mar 26, 2008]
    Seen on the back of a grubby Citroen Xantia:

    "I wish my nephew was this dirty."
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    [Mar 26, 2008]
    This is genius, as I do a ruck load of traveling for my work, I will keep my eyes peeled!!
    The 'I'm a prisoner get me out of here' is a stroke of pre genius!

    Seen on a condom machine in a pub....
    If machine is not out of order, see Landlord. If machine in working order, see barmaid!!!
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