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Dirty vans......

smitch Feb 17, 2007

  1. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    Saw a white van yesterday with "Cleaned by the NHS" written in the grime on the back of it. :lmfao:

    What's the best quip you peeps have spotted?????
     
  2. Töm

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    saw one the other day with "asylum seekers inside" written on the back with an intel like ring round it....Made me smile lol
     
  3. 951

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    I had written on the back of mine a few weeks ago "If you can read this then i must have lost my caravan" I had a good one last year it was the usual "i wish my wife was as dirty as this van " but someone had wrote underneath "she is ask you brother"
     
  4. rickparmar

    rickparmar va va voom

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    lol haha
     
  5. 951

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    Another one i had before was "free airbag test hit here" with and arrow pointed down to the back bumper ,you can tell i dont was the van much !!!
     
  6. Les 51

    Les 51 A pint of Diesel please!

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    I saw one last week that had "man love rules" someone else saw Top Gear LOL
    Another good one was on a Toyota Pickup which said "Smile your skid ends here!"
     
  7. Lowlife

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    Heart of gold
    Nerves of steel
    Nob of butter

    Was the funniest i've seen, and you usually get 'more drops than santa' around xmas....
     
  8. Randomjim

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    Some of these are well funny. Was getting a bored of seeing the usual "clean me" ones
     
  9. IN-A3

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    "If its rocking dont come knocking"
    then under
    "Dont laugh you daughter may be inside!"
     
  10. colinra

    colinra Member VCDS Map User

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    'Wanted, apprentice for job as mudflap. Must be willing to travel' seen on van with one mudflap. I laughed.
     
  11. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    Should be 'must be flexible and willing to travel'.

    I remember years ago seeing 'free Arthur Fowler' when he was in prison on Eastenders. Classic.
     
  12. Boydie

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    i once saw a white van which has a drawing of a man with a big knob looking like he was humping the "O" in the title

    something like "O'Brians" lol
     
  13. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    funnyness
     
  14. batwad

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    "Also available in white" is a classic and I'll give another vote for the "I wish my wife was this dirty" line and follow-up. I've also seen one that says "imagine what my pants are like" :puke:
     
  15. batwad

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    Saw another one this morning: somebody had written "off" in the dirt next to the numberplate, which was "XX00 FAK"

    FAK OFF!
     
  16. Tim Stuart

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    On the back of a Securicor 'meat wagon' the morning after the climax to the last series of I'm a Celebrity was "I'm a prisoner, get me out of here"...raised a smile.
     
  17. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    Not quite a van story, but at work we now have white trailers to stop environmentalists noticing its really a tesco trailer. The guys have taken to writing tesco stealth trailer on them.Made me laugh
     
  18. OutLore

    OutLore VOIP Dude

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    Are you serious? Environmentalists are targetting Tesco trailers? What for?
     
  19. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    they recon 1 out of 3 trailers is a Tesco trailer or some such statistic.All of the new units and trailers are going to be plain white with no livery to identify them at all

    Tho, Tesco will own the world soon so does it matter !!!
     
  20. 951

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    On wednesday ,i saw a sticker on the back of a van which was made up in the style of a hows my driving sticker,which read "driving courtiously ?? --please report stolen" and i saw last year a coach with a sticker on its bumper which read " hows my driving ??? dont call us we know what he's like already " I took a picture of it and will post up if i can find it !!
     
  21. batwad

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    Seen on the way home tonight: "For sale: one sponge, hardly used" :)
     
  22. edward_harris

    edward_harris s3 gone now a shiney red evo 6

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    saw one today said also comes in white!
     
  23. edward_harris

    edward_harris s3 gone now a shiney red evo 6

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    soz already been said!!
     
  24. Forbez

    Forbez New Member

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    Seen "Free Arthur Fowler"

    Today: "My Wife's Much Dirtier"
     
  25. nivagh

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    Don't wash me - plant something
     
  26. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    :) :)
     
  27. SamDude

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    "I wish my wife was this dirty"
     
  28. Beerzo

    Beerzo Masa'warty 3200... Talk To Me!

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    The best of all is nothing written. The best is a shape of a COCK and BALSS. Nothing better in my opinion!
     
  29. Beerzo

    Beerzo Masa'warty 3200... Talk To Me!

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    I am thinking we should start a sticky pics thread of things seen writen on the side of dirty vans!
     
  30. joost

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    What sort of site do you take this for??? :p
     
  31. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    Not on a van but on the back of a peugeot someone had drawn a speech bubble to the lion's mouth with "GRRRR" in it, which was funny in itself, but below that someone had written "easy tiger!"
     
  32. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    I think he's been chatting with Silver75, it'll be all about nadia and man-love next
     
  33. Onlyme

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    I reckon every member that sees a dirty white van should write Free Arthur Fowler that way we can see how many members read this thread, call it market reserach
     
  34. batwad

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    Spotted this morning, scrawled in the back of a Slovakian artic:

    "I'm full of illegal immigrants"
     
  35. OutLore

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    Ah, but if you see something like that - you should add "with every 5 litres of optimax"
     
  36. Dubplate

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    [​IMG]

    :sex:
     
  37. thebluebus

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    Best one I can remember seeing was on a white van -

    "Do not wash, potatoes planted"
     
  38. Markey

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    I just told the guys in the office this and we cracked up seeing as we all work for the NHS :) it was very relavent.
     
  39. batwad

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    Seen on the back of a grubby Citroen Xantia:

    "I wish my nephew was this dirty."
     
  40. mattfinn

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    This is genius, as I do a ruck load of traveling for my work, I will keep my eyes peeled!!
    The 'I'm a prisoner get me out of here' is a stroke of pre genius!

    Seen on a condom machine in a pub....
    If machine is not out of order, see Landlord. If machine in working order, see barmaid!!!
     

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