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Difference between men and women when getting cash from an ATM

Michalis Aug 24, 2006

  1. Michalis

    Michalis Member

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    This is old but classic.

    Men
    1. Drive the AUDI to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
    2. Insert card
    3. Dial code and desired amount
    4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

    Women
    1. Drive the AUDI to the bank
    2. Engine stalled
    3. Check make-up in the mirror
    4. Apply perfume
    5. Manually check haircut
    6. Park the car - failure
    7. Park the car - failure
    8. Park the car - success
    9. Search for the card in the handbag
    10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
    11. Throw phonecard back in handbag
    12. Look for bank card
    13. Insert card
    14. Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
    15. Enter code
    16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
    17. #Cancel#
    18. Re-enter code
    19. #Cancel#
    20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
    21. Enter huge amount
    22. #Error#
    23. Enter large amount
    24. #Error#
    25. Enter smaller amount
    26. Cross fingers
    27. Take cash
    28. Go back to the car
    29. Check make up in rear mirror
    30. Look for keys in handbag
    31. Start car
    32. Drive 50 meters
    33. STOP
    34. Drive back to bank machine
    35. Get out of the car
    36. Take card and ticket back from machine
    37. Go back to the car
    38. Throw card on passenger seat
    39. Throw slip on the floor
    40. Check make up in rear mirror
    41. Manually check haircut
    42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
    43. BRAKE!!
    44. Go into roundabout - right way
    45. Drive 5 kilometers
    46. Remove hand brake
    47. Stop at mall
    48. Spend money
    49. Go back to step 1
     
  2. disley

    disley Member

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    awsome ! so true:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Classic.
     
  4. Adams3

    Adams3 Member

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    ROFPMSL!!!
     
  5. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    :biggrin: :biggrin:
     
  6. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Very Good:)
     
  7. NILESH

    NILESH Member

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    Quality!
     
  8. DIPS_A4

    DIPS_A4 SEAT LEON CUPRA R (225)

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    THATS ALL CORRECT! JOKES!
     

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