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Diet tips

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by JD09, Jun 15, 2010.

  1. JD09
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    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    [Jun 15, 2010]
    A man went to the doctors today and wanted to talk through tips on going on a diet.

    The doctor said "move your head from side to side, like this..."

    He proceeded to shake his head, and the patient followed his actions.

    "OK, I think I've got the hang of that", said the man, "How often do I do this?".

    "Everytime someone offers you food, you fat barsteward" replied the doctor . . .
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    [Jun 15, 2010]
    Must remember not to tell that to the oversized wife! Great joke indeed

    (I'm kidding everyone...she's a slim-jim!)
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    [Jun 15, 2010]
    Haha, that was hilarious!!!

    Well done dude :)

    That made me laugh out loud.
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