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Diet tips

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by JD09, Jun 15, 2010.

  1. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving
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    A man went to the doctors today and wanted to talk through tips on going on a diet.

    The doctor said "move your head from side to side, like this..."

    He proceeded to shake his head, and the patient followed his actions.

    "OK, I think I've got the hang of that", said the man, "How often do I do this?".

    "Everytime someone offers you food, you fat barsteward" replied the doctor . . .
     
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  3. crazy88

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    Must remember not to tell that to the oversized wife! Great joke indeed

    (I'm kidding everyone...she's a slim-jim!)
     
  4. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Haha, that was hilarious!!!

    Well done dude :)

    That made me laugh out loud.
     

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