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Diet tips

JD09 Jun 15, 2010

  1. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    A man went to the doctors today and wanted to talk through tips on going on a diet.

    The doctor said "move your head from side to side, like this..."

    He proceeded to shake his head, and the patient followed his actions.

    "OK, I think I've got the hang of that", said the man, "How often do I do this?".

    "Everytime someone offers you food, you fat barsteward" replied the doctor . . .
     
  2. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Must remember not to tell that to the oversized wife! Great joke indeed

    (I'm kidding everyone...she's a slim-jim!)
     
  3. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Haha, that was hilarious!!!

    Well done dude :)

    That made me laugh out loud.
     

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