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Delivery men...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ads, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Ash187
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    Ash187 Audi-Retrofits.co.uk Site Sponsor

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    Ads is your house particularly clean? Do you keep things nice, neat and tidy? maybe the guys saw the house is clean and tidy and thought this would be a good place to go? i mean no one wants to sit on a dirty seat!

    on another note... to add to your shirly temples and camo-cough... put a couple of pieces of tissue down there to block the splash! :p
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    Delivering the Xmas log early I suspect :scared2:

    If his **** stank like that, I bet his wife has a ball when that percolates up from under the sheets as she's enjoying her morning lie in!

    Sh1t pants!
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    Ads, you are the king of ace threads. You have a fantastic sense of humour and have the incredible knack of telling a good story that
    brightens up everyones day. Thank you.
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    Next time I get a delivery from Comet, I am putting cling film over the bowl.
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    You'd rather have it on the floor??
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    :blush: :friends:


    If your delivery guys are anywhere near as big as the ones who paid me a visit then you'll need to put bullet proof glass over the bowl. :sos:
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    It wouldn't get on the floor, unless they stand up to poo?
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