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Definately one for the boys...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gilly, Dec 3, 2009.

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Who do you choose

  1. All (yes all, even ginge) of Girls aloud

    14 vote(s)
    38.9%
  2. The Saturdays

    14 vote(s)
    38.9%
  3. Beyonce and Shakira

    7 vote(s)
    19.4%
  4. The Current Sugababes Line Up

    1 vote(s)
    2.8%
  5. Westlife

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    0.0%
  1. Gilly

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    I will probably get told off for this one but i cant sleep and need to conduct a scientific experiment

    "gentlemen, you have half an hour locked in a room with nothing but a big tin of lube and a captive, sexually compliant audience, the question is....who do you choose......"
     
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  3. jojo

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    Jesus, how's a man gonna sleep well tonight with such a tough decision?!

    Girlsaloud a couple of years back maybe, where have they gone?

    The Saturdays, I feel like a cradle snatcher picking this group, but yes... eeeer no.... eeeeer

    Beyonce AND Shakira, HELL YEEEES PLEASE! :)

    Sugababes 2009.5 aye, have you seen their latest vid? :)

    Westlife - I've not come out the closet yet, and I doubt I will...
     
  4. Welly

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    The Saturdays. Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

    Mollie is the badest of the bad. I'd step over my own mother to have a go on that. For all of 5 seconds. :)
     
  5. Welly

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    Although I'd personally pick Shakira.... That latest video was enough for me to never ever forget her :)
     
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    Saturdays all the way, legal so whats the problem :undwech:
     
  7. Gilly

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    love that


    its a toughie for me though as certain individuals in a couple of the groups are causing me to question my judgement

    Amelle berrabah of the Sugababes or frankie off of the Saturdays, i canna decide, they both look very similar and both feature in my uk top ten hottie list...

    man i should really go to sleep...
     
  8. a3_dan

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    Its got to be the Saturdays, not sure of her name, but love the short haired brunette the most. FOXY! Mind you, I wouldnt turn any of the others down!
     
  9. PaulAr

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    Apart from those Boyzclone fcukwits, Nice line up.

    I would crawl naked over broken glass to stick a flag in any of their turds:)
     
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    lmfao, man u really crack me up with ur one liners, ur like the new jojo, lol
     
  11. Essflee

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    I think I'd have to go for the Saturdays puely on the basis there are 5 of them, could you imagine all five at the same time....picture as you will :)

    oh yes, fun to be had there !!
     
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    With those 5 mate, I think it would be like an oil strike for most men

    [​IMG]
     
  13. PaulAr

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    Yep, in reality it would be 2 pumps and a squirt.
    You would need a bucket of Kamagra Gel and a fortnight to get through those minxs.:)
    Be a right giggle doing it:happy:
     
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    Bit like he did

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    Can someone change the Westlife option to 'All of the above'. Then I'll be able to vote. :yum:
     
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    Beyonce and Shakira Shakira (you gotta say it twice you know!)

    Beyonce could sing while me and Shakira Shakira got down and dirty! Them hips dont lie! (yet)
     
  17. Welly

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    Now was it just me, or did everyone feel for him in that scene of American Pie.

    That bird is B.A.D.

    "I believe shaved is the expression" > :jump: > Splat > Game Over.
     
  18. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Or doing them as the case may be....
     
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    Dear Sir, I beg to differ.

    Quality > Quantity
     
  20. Welly

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    Thats the funniest thing I've seen all day!
     
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    :iagree: lmfao!!!!:lmfao:
     
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    I belive the correct phrase is SHAZZZAMMMMM!!!! all over there faces.
     
  24. Gilly

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    What, even westlife ??

    Dude
     
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    Dont notice the sound tbh, lmao
     
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    im a beast so im having two women in the room and these are the two im having mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

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  27. Gilly

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    That's some ghetto booty right there

    Not feeling the love for girls aloud or westlife strangely enough
     
  28. Welly

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    *cough* Someone pass me a pillow please......
     
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    Id just like to cr*p in thier handbags!!
     
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    Someone mentions socks again..................
     
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    [​IMG]

    Yes please NOMNOMNOM! :)
     
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    Camel T
     
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    beetle bonnet
     
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    There ain't enough fat on the whole lot of them to cook even a 'low fat' stir fry....!!
     
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    Yummy, i will take the frist from the left, followed by numbers 3,5 then no.2 and 4:photo:
     
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    From left to right....

    Girl number 1: Head too big and arms too short for body. (Grew up near nuclear power station??)

    Girl number 2 & 3: Can't get it out of my head that just the other day they were in S Club Juniors...
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    Girl number 4: Get rid of the heels and the push-up bra and you may as well be getting jiggy with a tree stump.

    Girl number 5: Waist and hips of a boy child.
     
  37. Gilly

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    are you sure your just not gay ?
    :)
     
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    Errrmmm....??? Hmmmmmm??? :think:


    **notices post 24**
    Nah, definitely not gay!! :hubbahubba:
     
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    How fussy are you dude?!

     
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    Alright, alright. It was a joke!
    I'd do every single last one in a heart beat! I wouldn't even remove mine or their clothes fully..... just in case they change their minds in the time it takes!!
     
  41. unkle

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    Who cares, its a locked room, theres lube and all five of them are morally obliged to do EXACTLY what I tell them WHEN I tell them. :)
     
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    I'll take Beyonce and Shakira please. Alright they're a bit young :happy: but I can live with that.

    *imagines all the energy that Beyonce and Shakira have for dancing and singing directed at him in a locked room. and then goes around sweeping up all bits of exploded sac*
     

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