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David Beckham

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by Steve_N, Jun 3, 2010.

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    [Jun 3, 2010]
    David Beckham gets in a taxi, "Heathrow please driver..."
    After a few minutes Becks spots the driver giving him a few looks in the mirror.
    This happens continuously until they approach the airport, when the driver says "come on mate, give us a clue?"
    Beckham says " I had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, and in America and ive got over 100 England caps"
    Driver says " no you thick c*nt, what terminal"
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    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    [Jun 3, 2010]
    lol (But apart from his wife I like Becks!)
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    [Jun 4, 2010]
    Lol, very clever!!!
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