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Dallas Air Traffic Control

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by gjcknocker, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. gjcknocker

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    > Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911...you are cleared to land
    > eastbound on runway 9R."
    >
    > Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
    > infidel's runway 9R. Allah be Praised!!"
    >
    > Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711...you are cleared to land
    > westbound on runway 9R."
    >
    > Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
    > infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great!!"
    >
    > Pause: Static.............
    >
    > Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
    >
    > Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."
    >
    > Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
    > IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
    > WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!
    > INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
    >
    > Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell
    > Allah 'hey' for us...ya hear?!"

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