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CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by L1 HCS, Apr 4, 2011.

  1. L1 HCS
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    [Apr 4, 2011]
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    [FONT=&quot]Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

    Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


    Finally CONFUCIUS CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY. . .[/FONT]

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    "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"[/FONT]
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    new to audi... BE driver at last!

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    [Apr 6, 2011]
    Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day
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    [Apr 6, 2011]
    Man with three planks on his head is called Edward Woodward.
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    [Apr 12, 2011]
    my old head of year in secondary had that exact name lol
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