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Coincidence

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    [Jan 23, 2008]
    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says,

    "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me,
    I'm celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says
    the woman.

    "What a coincidence," says the man.

    As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my

    gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For
    years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized
    eggs."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
    fertile?"

    "I switched cocks," he replied.

    She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
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