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chinese delivery guy

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  1. pimpeda3
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    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when

    he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a

    little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You

    sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is

    standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to

    yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've

    obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.



    The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the

    little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts

    his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr

    Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little

    Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I

    don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.



    The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he

    hears a knock on the door again. >>> > >>On opening the door, there is

    the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose,

    shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks

    full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he

    picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I

    don't want

    these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want

    to give these to?"

    The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and

    says:

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    ha ha
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    :lmfao: :lmfao:
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