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Cheer up - It's Friday

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by hop2407, Jan 7, 2005.

  1. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building plot.
    One day Willie and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot.
    The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot.

    They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave her, her very own hard hat and gloves.
    At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her pay home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

    When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
    "You must have worked very hard to earn all this" said the bank cashier.
    The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men building a big house."
    "My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the house again this week, as well?"
    The little girl thought for a moment and said,

    "I think so. Provided those c*nts at Jewson deliver the f**king bricks"
     
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  3. s3boy

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  4. CJ A4

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif good one!
     
  5. neversaydie

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    Good one heard it before but I belive a diffrent Building supplier! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  6. dickys3

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    A father receives a knock on his door a boy standing there says my name's joe can i take flo to the show will she go. the father shouts up the stairs flo it is joe he want's to take you to the show will you go; so they go.

    2 minutes later another boy at the door saying my name is lance can i take fran to the dance is there a chance,so the father shouts up the stairs fran it is lance and he want's to take you to the dance is there a chance so they go to the dance.

    Five minutes later another knock at the door a young lad stood there my name is tucker the father said you can F*CK RIGHT OFF.
     
  7. neversaydie

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    Oh dear poor puddy cat - not that I cant say much really! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  8. CJ A4

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif yeah very true
     
  9. bravepilot

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    [ QUOTE ]
    neversaydie said:
    Oh dear poor puddy cat - not that I cant say much really! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif

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    Neversaydie... you're lucky your cat is not the famed 'Kofi' The Bengal cat that has terrorised it's neighbourhood!!!

     
  10. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    he actually lives only a few miles away from me - Raynes park NR. Morden.

    But yes I know when I would be slightly over enhusiastic! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  11. ajmackie

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    what's wrong with tucker taking her out for supper?

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    that is a well funny joke! that cat is ace!
     
  12. CJ A4

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    Would that be a "Fish" supper?
     
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    lol CJ!! Clever!
     
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    brains to burn /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked2.gif
     
  16. CJ A4

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    Yeah definately one p!ssed pussy! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     

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