Mar 5, 2007
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Theres a guy called John Heartfield who is famous for his Hitler 'art'.
Other blacks of historical importance
Black Jesus nowadays.
Nigga who stole my bike
Martin Luther King
Ernest P. Worrell
Black Ernest Hemmingway
Black Mariel Hemmingway
Malcolm X (Malcolm 10 in Arabic numbers)
Mr. Black (the one that everyone wanted to be)
Tyrone Brady (Mr. Brady's illegitimate black son from the Brady Bunch)
Have we said Cookie Monster yet? Alright then, well, Cookie Monster.
Black Ronald Mcdonald
Chuck Norris (just to complete this list)
Jimmy Page is a minor diety and demigod
Shortly before his birth, Jimmy bought the Loch Ness Monster from his "good friend" Aleister Crowley, for tax evasion purposes.
He can do 'this' with his fingers.
Jimmy page is actually Jesus' brother-in-law, and God's favorite son-in-law by far.
If a man fantasizes about Jimmy Page, he is not necessarily gay according to a Stanford study done in late 2005
Parliament signed a contract saying that Jimmy may beat on George Harrison for two hours once a year.
Jimmy can play guitar with either hands, whilst peeling an orange in his pocket.
He beat down a cop with his Mel Gibson guitar when the cop pulled him over to the side of the road for an autograph.
Jimmy's riffs were so insane that it was later revealed to be the cause of death of drummer John Bonham. Apparently, they blew his mind. Literally.
In 3002, Stone Rolled To The River magazine named him number 9.2 on their list of "100 greatest fruits of all time".
Jimmy Page explained to SpongeBob about sexual intercourse. According to James Dobson of Focus on the Family, the traumatic experience turned Mr. Squarepants into a gay icon.
Jimmy Page also is addicted to his pet fish, Bonzo, and takes him with him everywhere. It is rumoured that this fish also accompanies Jimmy in his 'Nighttime' adventures.
Page is currently an assassin for the British Government, and occasionally murders those emo bands known by their codenames as "My Chemical Romance", whose lead singer was brutally murdered by Page using a toothbrush and a computer chair. Muse were influenced by this by writing the songs "Assassin" and "Feeling Good", which was a comment immediately spoken by Matt Bellamy after the incident.
Page is allergic to Broken Glass, really bad music and Enter Shikaro. The mix of bad music immediately led him to writing classics such as Sick Again and Black Dog, which he went back in time to write 30 years earlier.
The USA is a free country where you can say everything you want. Indeed the government is so interested in what you have to say that it secretly listens to telephone conversations and reads your e-mails. If what you have to say is important enough, it will interview you personally, and even give you a ticket for vacations to some cool destination like Guantanamo Bay, secret CIA prisons or foreign torture sites. So remember, just say it! But don't talk about this because it's a top secret, and that's way uncool, really.
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