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Certainly food for thought!

gary3306 Aug 30, 2011

  1. gary3306

    gary3306 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.



    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.



    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.



    But, if you had purchased£1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received a £214.00.


    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.


    A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.



    Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.



    That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!




    Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?
     
  2. Wizza

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    Very clever haha
     

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